corona virus

the virus is in the future.. will we die of it? of course

corona virus

by fishy on me :D May 24, 2021

Corona

A Mexican alcohol turned worldwide plague.

Before 2020:

Me: Could I get some Corona?
Bartender: No problem bro
During and after 2020:
Me: Could I get some Corona?
Bartender: The beer or the virus?

by cbtfan2019 May 24, 2021

coreoner

An investigator who tries to determine what person ate a particular apple, based on da discarded center of said fruit.

If you want to maximize your tummy-filling enjoyment of a Red Delicious or Macintosh, using a paring knife to cut said fruit in quarters and carefully trim out da stem, seeds, and center-fins --- rather than just messily chomping away most of da apple's edible part --- is da way to accomplish this; it also largely foils a coreoner who might be looking for tooth-marks and other distinctive evidence in da tossed remains.

by QuacksO June 15, 2021

Corona berry

When someone without Corona inserts their thumb into the anus of a person with Corona and then sucks their thumb and kisses the infected individual.

Garry: dude she did a Corona berry on me last night I have to self isolate!
Bob: that's crazyyy

by kantip1704 August 1, 2021

Cardon

Cardon : alternate definition: When a car's exhaust note is so hot, so sweet, when you hear it you get an erection, a cardon.

His Coyote Mustang rumbles so sweet. Dude, I get a cardon every time I hear it.

by Ellis D. Mann August 2, 2021

Corona vaccine

The vaccine is made out of magical alien poop. Created by evil warlords. The vaccine is also a part of a giant conspiracy to eat all of the world's hotdogs.

Oh that's the Corona vaccine

by CasuallyDelightful October 27, 2021

Corona Virus

It is a cover up for a reign of terror led by the ref lue.

They ask u to join by killing the weakest u know, thats why ur a targeted
individual.

They kill all the smart ones to make population stupid, but thats them too.

Common things are cover ups, ricin, methenol.

What ever to make it look like an accident for life insurance on ur ip asrank.

Hold true to god.

And wait for the subliminal affermation.
The seal Of god.

I wonder who's gonnah be the electric skeleton to hunt them all down.

This so called war, or iron man revived.

Corona Virus,

Targeted individuals being tajing out under mask of blasphemy.

But thanks to them our minds are being downloaded, tested, and chosen for the future.

Its all just a test.

Soul capturing. Etc.

by MineOwedWu's August 13, 2021