Colorado Slipstream

While having sex with a women doggystyle, grab her hair so she can't move her head then signal a friend to slide in as you pull out, he then finishes your job.

"The game was about to start so I had my friend and I pull a Colorado Slipstream"

by raycharles123 November 4, 2013

colon commando

A derogatory term for a homsexual

"That dude is a colon commando, wear your jock strap backwards around him!"

by farmerjb November 11, 2013

coloniel sanders

When a man ejaculates semen on the upper lip of a women's face.

Yo bitch you be needing a coloniel sanders. What's that dude it's when I cum over your upper lip and give you a white stache like the KFC cracker.

by Big Red law dog November 14, 2013

Colorgorize

To categorize by use of various colors as to make tasks more visually aesthetic and organized.

A feat usually undertaken by an over-achieving newb in the office

Boss: "What are you doing?"
Heidi: "Im cologorizing!?! I love to colorgorize!!"

Boss: *deep sigh, rolls eyes, sips coffee

by Product-of-Brooklect August 12, 2014

Color Tard

A person in the color gaurd who over exaggerates being in color gaurd and can't stand to talk about anything but color gaurd. They will often have a profile picture of them in their uniform and won't stop talking about the difficulties of color gaurd when really it's just a place for girls who weren't talented enough to be on the cheer or poms team.

Madison: "Hey do you know Julie?"
Peter: "yeah she's a total color tard and won't shut up about it."

by Iris208 November 15, 2014

colon blows

To terrorize your coworkers with the worst gas you can muster up. Combination of chili or chili dogs, hot wings, draft beer the night before work and four boiled eggs for breakfast should do the trick ( it also helps to hold your shirt in as long as possible as this will add to the aroma).

Man did you smell those colon blows he was dropping in the break room today it was the worst smell like something died I think I threw up in my mouth.

by whiplash72 January 20, 2015

Colorado Chocolate

Reverse cowgirl anal

My girl gave me Colorado Chocolate for my birthday.

How's your father?
Not well, he's terminally ill...
Oh well you need some Colorado Chocolate that'll cheer you right up!

by Ibugsm1 October 10, 2015