by zayy._27 September 12, 2025
 Get the Clock Itmug.
Get the Clock Itmug. by Jadawaydaaa February 12, 2025
 Get the Clock itmug.
Get the Clock itmug. by Breakfast Imam August 7, 2019
 Get the Iranian alarm clockmug.
Get the Iranian alarm clockmug. Friend: Why are there scratches all over your arms?
Me: I did the Shawshank alarm clock on my girlfriend today
Me: I did the Shawshank alarm clock on my girlfriend today
by 3scort August 6, 2019
 Get the shawshank alarm clockmug.
Get the shawshank alarm clockmug. Ever tried eating a clock? It's very time consuming.
I tried to make a belt out of watches, but it was a waist of time
Do hungry time-travellers ever go back four seconds
I was going to look for my missing watch, but I could never find the time.
6:30 is the best time on a clock, hands down.
I was going to grow some herbs but I couldn't find the thyme...
They're finally making a movie called clocks. It's about time.
What do you call a story that one clock tells to another? Second hand information.
We call our dog Rolex, since he’s a watchdog.
What happens when you annoy a clock? It gets ticked off.
What did the robber say to the clock? Hands up!
Why did the man sit on his clock? He wanted to be on time.
If I wanted to have the time of my life, I would work in a clock shop.
I can't believe they fired me from the clock factory after all the extra hours I put in...
Why didn’t the clock work? It needed a hand.
I tried to make a belt out of watches, but it was a waist of time
Do hungry time-travellers ever go back four seconds
I was going to look for my missing watch, but I could never find the time.
6:30 is the best time on a clock, hands down.
I was going to grow some herbs but I couldn't find the thyme...
They're finally making a movie called clocks. It's about time.
What do you call a story that one clock tells to another? Second hand information.
We call our dog Rolex, since he’s a watchdog.
What happens when you annoy a clock? It gets ticked off.
What did the robber say to the clock? Hands up!
Why did the man sit on his clock? He wanted to be on time.
If I wanted to have the time of my life, I would work in a clock shop.
I can't believe they fired me from the clock factory after all the extra hours I put in...
Why didn’t the clock work? It needed a hand.
by Ding Dong Ching Chong  November 27, 2019
 Get the Clocks 2.0mug.
Get the Clocks 2.0mug. The Phantom Clock Hit is a bullshit chess strategy for timed games, in which a player feigns pressing their clock after making their move in an attempt to bait their opponent into making an illegal move by not playing on their own time.
by Mallard Ducks February 6, 2025
 Get the Phantom Clock Hitmug.
Get the Phantom Clock Hitmug. A clock cleaner is a person who never will waste time or energy that could be better off spent whaling on the guy who was too rough to leave it at acting tough.
by CleenHisClock October 13, 2025
 Get the Clock Cleanermug.
Get the Clock Cleanermug.