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Clocked your Tea

Accusing someone of something you know they did.
R: OMG, there's a polaroid missing from your wall, you should fill the gap with another picture.
A: Girlllll, I know you stole it.

R: :o
A: Clocked your tea.
by clockedmytea April 6, 2025
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Clock-Blocking

Clock-Blocking is when you either cock block them in a series of intervals over a extended period of time(e.g. 6 months). Or another form of Clock-Blocking is when you cock block them for a long period of time (e.g. an hour).
Chad 1: Where you Clock-Blocking me and Stacy at the party last nigh?
Chad 2: Yeah but you managed to Clock-Block me and Rei from happening for a whole 6 months
by Chad 3 July 28, 2019
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Alarm clock

A physiological horror of the morning involving a sound most likely a beep over and over. Used in the CIA as a tactic then removed because it was inhumane.
John had his alarm clock go off this morning. He is now in a mental hospital given drugs because the ptsd is to severe.
by Gototheofficemyfriend October 9, 2022
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Clock

When you mis-spell cock but it's too late so you just browse through a page about time-keeping devices.
Steve: Damn I want to look up cock
Also Steve: *mis-spells cock*
Also also Steve: oh well, guess I just masturbate to clocks
by pseudonym=steve April 19, 2020
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Clock

A clock tells you the time
Person 1: What time is it
Person 2: Lemme look at the clock
Person 2: Its 11:59
Person 1: Fine... wait its 12:00
by nutsucker9000 March 2, 2022
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Constipated Clock

Constipated Clock
When time seems to be moving really slow.
Man since the time changed it's been moving really slow. Time must have a case of constipated clock.
by Poeticsirr November 3, 2025
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Lock or get clocked

Yo bro you gotta lock or get clocked my guy.
by BibloSwaggins April 21, 2025
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