R: OMG, there's a polaroid missing from your wall, you should fill the gap with another picture.
A: Girlllll, I know you stole it.
R: :o
A: Clocked your tea.
A: Girlllll, I know you stole it.
R: :o
A: Clocked your tea.
by clockedmytea April 6, 2025
Get the Clocked your Tea mug.Clock-Blocking is when you either cock block them in a series of intervals over a extended period of time(e.g. 6 months). Or another form of Clock-Blocking is when you cock block them for a long period of time (e.g. an hour).
Chad 1: Where you Clock-Blocking me and Stacy at the party last nigh?
Chad 2: Yeah but you managed to Clock-Block me and Rei from happening for a whole 6 months
Chad 2: Yeah but you managed to Clock-Block me and Rei from happening for a whole 6 months
by Chad 3 July 28, 2019
Get the Clock-Blocking mug.A physiological horror of the morning involving a sound most likely a beep over and over. Used in the CIA as a tactic then removed because it was inhumane.
John had his alarm clock go off this morning. He is now in a mental hospital given drugs because the ptsd is to severe.
by Gototheofficemyfriend October 9, 2022
Get the Alarm clock mug.When you mis-spell cock but it's too late so you just browse through a page about time-keeping devices.
Steve: Damn I want to look up cock
Also Steve: *mis-spells cock*
Also also Steve: oh well, guess I just masturbate to clocks
Also Steve: *mis-spells cock*
Also also Steve: oh well, guess I just masturbate to clocks
by pseudonym=steve April 19, 2020
Get the Clock mug.Person 1: What time is it
Person 2: Lemme look at the clock
Person 2: Its 11:59
Person 1: Fine... wait its 12:00
Person 2: Lemme look at the clock
Person 2: Its 11:59
Person 1: Fine... wait its 12:00
by nutsucker9000 March 2, 2022
Get the Clock mug.Man since the time changed it's been moving really slow. Time must have a case of constipated clock.
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