Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.
Chuck Norris does not sleep, he waits
If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.
Chuck Norris does not sleep, he waits
by meleva July 24, 2006
Get the Chuck Norrismug. by Chuck Cole: Retarded Cool Dude September 30, 2008
Get the Chuck Shitmug. 
by likeyoureallycarexx July 4, 2009
Get the Chuck Norrismug. A god that, while having sex with your wife in a truck, purposely let one of his sperm loose in the engine. You now know that truck as Optimus Prime
by Fear the Beard March 31, 2008
Get the chuck norrismug. 1) similar to name dropping, or acting in an embarassing manner.
2) Throwing ones name around as if to draw attention.
) To take your name and put it on a ball and chuck it
2) Throwing ones name around as if to draw attention.
) To take your name and put it on a ball and chuck it
Byron: Did you check that guy at Poodles place, he was talking about this chick he had over the weekend, he was chucking name
by Byron the Bomb September 26, 2006
Get the chucking namemug. by Dr. Dimples December 5, 2011
Get the chuck norrisedmug.