Angel Jose "Christopher Robert Evans Is Johnny Storm" Robles: The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Angel Jose "Christopher Robert Evans Is Johnny Storm" Robles: The First Juvenile Release.

by Theusurpedmammarygland February 4, 2025

Angel Jose "Christopher Robert Evans Is Johnny Storm" Robles: The First "Angie Hernandez" Juvenile Release.

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Person 343: Angel Jose "Christopher Robert Evans Is Johnny Storm" Robles: The First "Angie Hernandez" Juvenile Release.

by Theusurpedmammarygland February 4, 2025

St. Christopher's Necklace

Similar to a pearl necklace but given to you as a child by your dad or uncle.
You were thrilled at the attention it brought you but you feel shame, just like Catholicism taught you.

Everytime he unhooked the chain, he remembered clearly, the smells of his drunken father's breath as he gave him his first St. Christopher's Necklace

by Gabe Dertz May 19, 2021

christophe sanchez

a mexican rappist

Christophe Sanchez rapped my girl

by nicolass pooping on the go June 8, 2010

christoferqvist

Men with the name listed above is always smarter than bother Henriks and Mellkers. And the fysikaliska apornas of an ChristoferQvist is always summary the best

Dame you lock like a ChristoferQvist

by Chrisse3Q December 13, 2016

christofher

A really cool beaner.spelled with a "F" Beacause that is the way they spell it in Mexico.

That beaner christofher is good at soccer.

by The Frijolero (Beaner) April 27, 2017

christophe

Christophe is the best guys around, the most handsome guy, the most intelligent. they are rich as fuck, has a big cock, and blow their load in their girlfriend's face. Like short girl with a tight ass named sandra

Christophe for the win!

by jackftw October 6, 2017