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Notre Dame football has choked to games in a row.

by 5(83’wjigyshwng September 13, 2025

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The Choke Hold

When you get a chubby in public and have to tuck it under your waistband or belt to conceal it.

Dude I was at Taco Bell the other day and got a boner in my gray sweatpants, I had to give it the choke hold so your girlfriend couldn't see it.

by anonymous January 21, 2025

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The Choke Hold

When you get a chubby in public and have to tuck it under your waistband or belt to conceal.

Dude I was at Taco Bell the other day and got a boner in my gray sweatpants, I had to give it the choke hold so your mom couldn't see it.

by anonymous January 21, 2025

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The act of reaching multiple (self-induced) ejaculations consecutively without removing one’s hand from the penis, nor breaking tempo.

In other words, you ‘choke the chicken’ in the same way you would chain-smoke cigarettes.

My mate Cloudy has been chain choking all morning and now he’s running late to work because of all the clean up.

He needs to lay off the chain choke before it gets out of hand.

by TobyFromNewport January 27, 2025

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Angel Jose Robles Holding Onto A Choke Of A Lifetime For The Universe (Bachlut's Electrical Synergy)

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Angel Jose Robles Holding Onto A Choke Of A Lifetime For The Universe (Bachlut's Electrical Synergy)

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 1, 2025

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