A retail sales term describing the act of avoiding the use of an actual vacuum sweeper and simply picking up any bits on the floor that can be seen with the naked eye, thus simulating a clean floor.
"This has been a long fucking day on the sales floor...I'm just gonna do a quick Chinese vacuum then go home!"
by chilly_dawg September 11, 2009
Verb. A sexual act involving someone positioning themselves on their hands and knees in order to give oral sex to a man and receive it from behind by a different man.
by the anticool August 14, 2008
When person 1 is woken up by person 2 yelling fire and squatting over them with person 2's bare ass. Person 1 immediately wakes up, lifting their head and especially nose into Person 2's ass crack. If done properly Person 1's nose will come out brown.
Person 2: FIRE FIRE
Person 1:*lifts head up*
Person 2: hahaha ooooh
Person 1: really dude? your fucking gross.
Person 2: You're the one who just nose dove into my ass crack
Person 1: Ohh the chinese fire alarm. A classic
Person 1:*lifts head up*
Person 2: hahaha ooooh
Person 1: really dude? your fucking gross.
Person 2: You're the one who just nose dove into my ass crack
Person 1: Ohh the chinese fire alarm. A classic
by shmaters gee April 13, 2009
When in a pool one jumps over the other completely naked hitting their ball sack against the other persons head or back just like leap frog.
by Gelanedus November 28, 2011
by G005E October 11, 2006
When someone looks up something you have no idea what it is on the internet and the person plays it off like he didn't know what he was doing.
Warren: Marcus what is Chinese tickle pickle and why is it on your search history
Marcus: I dont know I think I tapped in it on accident
Marcus: I dont know I think I tapped in it on accident
by Bucn4sty July 08, 2020
by Rhym November 29, 2018