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chili gimp

Noun.

Someone you invite to your Super Bowl party to partake in your wicked hot delicious chili with all the scotch bonnets and shit who says they don’t like spicy food so you tell them you also made a mild version but you give them the scotch bonnet shit and they complain and sweat and maybe lose their ability to hear stuff for like 40 minutes but you know they secretly loved it.
Martha said she’d have a bowl of chili if it wasn’t too spicy so I gave that chili gimp the hot shit.
by dougie shitmore November 17, 2019
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Cincinnati Chili Basket

1. A hot mess; see also dumpster fire. Derived from the chili concoction originating from Cincinnati, OH. It is well known that all such variants are distinctively not authentic chili but an unholy facsimile of hot messy mystery meat and a greasy spunk loosely described as "sauce". The name "chili" is further desecrated by spooning the goop on top of spaghetti that was boiled in aged hot dog water. As a final affront to humanity, a prolific amount of shredded cheese is then deposited upon it, assuring various degrees of gastro-intestinal damage to the consumer.

2. A Cleveland Steamer after partaking in Cincinnati chili.
1. That last staff meeting where Bob lost his shit with Phyllis for 30 minutes was a real Cincinnati Chili Basket.
2. After eating at Skyline Chili, we went back to my place and I gave Barbara the fucking biggest Cincinnati Chili Basket of her god damn life!
by Boodreaux November 22, 2019
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Chili dipping

The act of putting a ladled hand into the back of a Spanish mans pants.
Omg did you see Terri chili dipping valente in the control room yesterday?
by Dimsum munch November 27, 2019
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Chili Dog

The act of inserting a straw down ones urethra, preferably a male, then proceeding to use it as a funnel to insert crushed chili down the shaft
(in my experience, most funnels are too big, but you can go all out since it’s chili you moron)
that’s some big dick energy if you decide to make a Chili Dog then fuck a girl
by whipdabatrondidurmom April 19, 2019
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Chicago Chili Dog

When a guy shits on a girl's chest, then titty fucks her.
Those wacky Illinois people love to give their wives the ol Chicago Chili Dog.
by James Westen April 19, 2019
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Chilis

Is chilis in nevada?????
by Tier 42069 memer December 12, 2019
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Chili peen

When A member Of the Illuminati puts chilli powder of their penis and their inserts it into the arse of the partner
"Babe your ready to chili peen?"
by Peenchugger123 April 29, 2019
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