Carnage

Carnage is essentially whenever you're running over a bunch of nigger coons while jacking your splendid schlong-y cock.

Guy 1 :Hey, dude, did the see the news??
Guy 2 :Yeah, I did a carnage earlier and I busted a nuclear sized nut all over a bunch of dead coons

by SnigglySnack March 21, 2020

Carnagevore

Someone who eats their meat as though they were a wild predator, tearing it apart with their fingers and teeth.

Sarah left chicken bits all over the kitchen when making that soup! She's a real carnagevore.

by dave_richardson May 8, 2020

Cabbage Patch hug

A social-distance way to safely express a hug, by holding your arms straight out at your sides, like a Cabbage Patch Kid doll, while standing 6 feet apart. During the coronavirus pandemic quarantines of 2019-2020, people were told, "wash your hands," "wear a mask, and "social distance" to avoid transmitting or getting the Rona.

"I'm so glad to see you, Aunt Sara! Gimme a big hug.
"No, baby, we can't do that. (Spreads her arms wide) Cabbage Patch hug, at a distance! When this damn COVID-19 thing is over, I'll hug you 10 times to make up for it."
"All right, Aunt Sara. Here's a Cabbage Patch hug for my favorite aunt.

by Telly Watt-Amagonadou May 25, 2020

Cabbage

Cabbage

A word used to describe someone sickly, meek, frail or appearing to be soft. May present with bad posture. Probably the smelly kid at school. A light breeze could blow them over

Usually attributed to males in the late teens or early twenties.

Origin - Scrubs

“How the hell did that muppet Sands get through basic training?”
“You mean cabbage? Bro, he’s gonna struggle...look at him.”

by SapperT May 30, 2020

Cabbage

So legendary that Puff Daddy only mildly compares

Bro that dance was so cabbage!!

by 615muzic March 31, 2020

cabage

a house that combines the elements of a cabin and a cottage. It has a cottage like exterior, with cabin like interiors but with the plumbing and luxuries typically found in a cottage.

It is partially a cabin because it is found in the woods whereas a cottage is typically near the water and it is a cottage because it has the combinative materials that make it more luxurious than the bare-boned wooden structure of a cabin.

I went to my friend's cabage in the moutains this weekend.

by QuargaPie August 28, 2020

Cabbage Bag

When a mans scrotum is over exposed to sunlight and get sunburned (refer to Sun Dried Tomatoes) and the scrotum starts to peel, is known as a "Cabbage Bag"

Holy shit look at my nuts, they got so burned they turned into "Cabbage Bags".

by DIMExBAG October 31, 2020