California perfection

Used to describe a hot girl's rack or ass. Can also be used to compliment a girl's good looks in a sexual manner.

"Man, kylie's ass be looking fine!"
"Yea she got that California perfection!"

by the dicky-tionary January 25, 2018

california ballsack

When you cut of a brodie's balls and fuck the hole where the balls used to be

Dude, I went to get a sex change and woke up to the doc givin' me a California Ballsack

by Pepsi Nigga January 12, 2017

california carbonara

when you cum on a girl's hemorrhoids

I was into it with Debbie last night, real deep, let me california carbonara her!

by skwurllll November 10, 2021

Alpine, California

a small ass town somewhere by some random ass mountain kinda in san diego. if you're coming here then there is a good chance that a cow will be blocking the road. This town is full of snobby bitches. lol

Sarah: Where do you live?

Jake: Alpine, California!

Sarah: Oh, so you live on a ranch?

by Poopieforlyfe9876543 November 7, 2012

California Sidewalk

Sidewalks in California are generally a crooked mess due to earthquakes, thus, this is a way of describing a person's very crooked teeth.

Christa: "Do you see that guy over there? He's kind of hot..."

Ally: "No! I saw him smile at the bartender while you were showing your tits to that guy in the bathroom...California Sidewalk, dude."

Christa: "Fuck me, right?!"

by Ally-sahn May 24, 2012

California sundial

When one gets an erection while laying on their back on a sunny day, causing a shadow which can be used to tell time.

Does anybody wana get on my California sundial?

by J FaRgZz July 7, 2011

Clayton, California

Rich white people living in big houses. They are snobby and think they are better then everyone else, even though they aren't. They tend to ignore anyone of a lower social and/or financial level.

Girl1: Hey do you live in Clayton, California?

Girl2: Eww! No! I have feelings and a heart!

by I.DON'T.CARE. January 18, 2011