Columbian Condom

When a male covers his genitalia in cocaine, then engages in intercourse with a female.

Dude Carlos totally gave Katarina a columbian condom, she was messed up, but she was feeling great!

by Nor Y Mac September 9, 2012

Condom breaker

A really bratty child who is so awful they could not have been voluntarily conceived

"The condom breakers stole our wood"
*Witnesses bratty behaviour in public* " woah that's a condom breaker"

by Steeeeve2 June 11, 2024

Devils condom

The condom after you pop a girls cherry or fuck her on her period.

After I fucked Susan I was left with a devils condom.

by Henrythe8888 March 9, 2021

Condom Sausage

A term used for people that are intellectually stupid compared to you.

John : Hey Mick
Mick : your'e a condom sausage

by x1Hunter1x February 17, 2022

dirty sock condom

A dirty sock condom is the condom that has been in the bottom of your sock drawer since your dad gave it to you during your freshman year of high school.

"Sorry I used a dirty sock condom last night. It was all I had."

by Freddie Mercy March 1, 2014

International No condom day

so what you do is you use no condom no lube and no protection and fuck till your dick is numb and you them everywhere you have faster than the person drinking 50 gallons of sperm record is 2 days getting fucked by a person

yo so I doing the international no condom day thing and fucked this guy faster then light

by Zayd the zinger nigger June 25, 2025

condom

Something that makes sucking hard.
The thing men use if the woman doesn't want his firehose up her pussy.
The thing men use if the woman doesn't want fussing children.

Woman: Did you bring the condom?
Man: Ohhhh i forgot it....
Woman: Well im not letting your ding dong up my pussy then...
Man: Fine.... I'll go run to the store.
Woman: While you're there, bye 20... Ive already put sex in my calendar for the rest of the month.
Man: got it!

by cowtopus January 9, 2023