Clam Shitty

The fattest and shittiest clam of them all.

“Did you see how much clam shitty ate?” “Yeah he is fat af”

by Mia Dougherty July 24, 2022

clam chowder vagina

When the man cums in the woman’s vagina and then the girl cums and the man eats all the cum with a spoon out the vagina

“Oh daddy eat my clam chowder vagina right now” “oh mommy the clam chowder vagina is so yummy

by Harry Nutzzack August 22, 2022

claims porn

A document of interest to an insurance claims adjuster.

That shit is like claims porn!

by Captain Carrots January 19, 2023

gnar clam

noun. A large, chunky mucus-filled loogie that is usually coughed out of your lungs/throat.

"Dude, she just hawked the biggest gnar clam I've ever seen!"

by gethighlikeplanes October 10, 2008

Mad Clam

A vagina that harbors an STD.

Jesse got an STD from Julie's mad clam.

by Islandjunky May 15, 2009

Dirty Clamato

Like it's ancestor the Dirty Sanchez, the Dirty Clamato is when you pull out a girls tampon and wipe her upper lip with it leaving a nice fishy blood mustache.

Dee Dee was on her period so she excused herself to goto the bathroom before having sex. I told her to wait and I would take it out for her and give her a Dirty Clamato. She thanked me for helping out.

by White Rodney May 27, 2009

swampy clam

A musty-smelling, nasty vagina.

"Damn, Stacy's mom had such a swampy clam"
"Yo this bitch had a swampy clam"

by Clitman April 3, 2014