Clam Necklace

The act of when a woman ejaculates "squirts" onto the area around a man's neck.

Dude she gave me a Clam Necklace after going down on her!

by 907KP February 2, 2022

ugly clam

The way a gay guy describes himself when he believes other gay men find him to be as repulsive as a dirty vagina.

Gay guy 1: I tried to hit on this hot guy yesterday and he turned me down. I feel like such an ugly clam.

Gay guy 2: Don't say that! Vaginas are so gross and you are beautiful.

by vag on the reg April 27, 2014

Honking Clam

Used to describe a busted nut on a bus.

Used by bus drivers to describe a busted nut on the bus.”Thomas there is a honking clam in the back of the bus. I know it was you because that was the seat you were in this morning.”

by Honkingclamboi February 16, 2018

Clam cough

When a female expunges air from her vagina.

During yoga class, our instructor clam coughed; it sounded like a small trumpet and some folks applauded.

by Halc March 4, 2014

clam puff

The small burst of air released from a vagina when the kegel muscles are flexed forcefully causing the meat curtains to flap. (aka. pussy fart)

She got so excited that she started clam puffing until I timmed her.

by Gagaster August 31, 2011

Slacks Clam

A vagina. In a P-whipped dude or D-Bag kind of way.

Kenny: Bob "can't" go out tonight. He is being such a Slacks Clam.
Tom: I know. His new girlfriend wont let him leave her sight.

Joe: Look at all those frat boys smoking their Juul's. What a bunch of Slacks Clams!

by WestCoast45 December 20, 2018

busted clam

A really miserable,grumpy,angry looking face

John..hey,look at that fit bird over there! George..are you messing?She's got a face like a busted clam!

by Game Old Bird November 22, 2017