camel

a furry animal

mike g loves to screw camels

by jeff a November 10, 2003

Camel Rider

A person who enjoys taking rides on camels.

Callum : "I like to ride my camel in the desert with no name"

Everybody : "You are such a Camel Rider"

by Heathfielderss July 19, 2009

camel bagger

a man whore

My god James you're a camel bagger! You've effed every chick in this room!

by shotick August 16, 2009

camelface

The male cameltoe, so called due to the startlingly camel-face-like relief caused by the trouser-wearer's cock and balls being pressed against the inside of his tight slacks.

Argh, my trousers are so tight! I have a camelface.

by Rymix April 14, 2011

Camel ass bitch

A female who has an exceptional thirst or desire for the male genitalia.

Jeremy: "Alana was all up on every guy at that party last night like a cat in heat"
Me: "Yeah, she's a camel ass bitch"

by jesustakethewheel March 14, 2013

Ten Pounds of Camel Shit in a Nine Pound Bag

Osama bin Laden; taken from a comedy song that parodies "Oh Susannah" and makes fun of Osama bin Laden.

"Oh bin Laden,
You fucking make me gag;
You're like ten pounds of camel shit
In a nine pound bag."

by JustAnotherGuy February 2, 2005

camel penises

a word used to express frustration or anger. can be used in place of "fuck", "damn it", "aw shit", and other words that the higher powers may not approve of. It may get you some funny looks, but better than than being grounded.

camel penises! I just missed the bus.

by magicallisa March 8, 2009