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Canada's History

1. The official magazine of Canada's National History Society

2. The history of that country north of the United States

3. A large rodent with a flat tail known for building dams

4. Another word to describe a female human vagina
Canada's History is just like a vagina... they both eat wood.
by MIATeddyBear February 4, 2010
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The most jaw-dropping sex act imaginable. It involves putting everything in there.
Stephen Colbert is very experienced at Canada's History.
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A sexual act more vulgar, depraved, and degrading than The Aristocrats. A woman is bound and gagged and forced down onto her hands and knees, where a man pours several bottles of maple syrup on the Stanley Cup before forcibly inserting it into her ass. The woman must then keep the trophy in her ass as the man stands the Stanley Cup upright. He then puts on a set of moose antlers, climbs up the cup and on top of the woman, where he fucks her pussy and forces the Stanley Cup deeper into her ass.
Any man that can perform Canada's History on a woman must be a god!
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A sexual act where a person defecates into a hockey glove and masturbates to moose porn.
Gordon Brown, an expert in Canada's History, always used CCM gloves for ultimate performance.
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the rapist performed canada's history
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Little Canada

Little Canada is a suburb of St. Paul MN. Everyone knows that Canadians are retarded, so someone who lives in Little Canada is a little retarded.
Dude 1 "have you seen the internet video of the retard from Burger King singing 'Ding Fries Are Done'?"

Dude 2 "Yeah!! Hes from Little Canada!"

Dude 1 "So's your MOM!!"

Dude 2 (hangs head and whispers) "how did you know abooot that, eh? We are shamed."
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An absolutely disgustingly foul sex act including but not limited to moose antlers, maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup.
Yooo, me and my girl had some crazy Canada's history last night!
by attackattackwhereyouat February 4, 2010
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