face cake

when receiving oral sex from a female, one ejaculates onto her face and she proceeds to light a cigarette without cleaning off the semen. while not necessary, it is encouraged to shout "happy birthday" whilst ejaculating. without cigarette, referred to simply as "icing" the cake.

My girlfriend ran out of menthols, so had to use one my smokes when I gave her her face cake last night.

by railgin October 1, 2012

Cake in a Bowl

An expression used to show optimism, and that everything is alright. It came from Mount Allison University, when students noticed a pile of mush that resembled a cake broken and smashed into a bowl with whipped cream on top.

"Bruno! What have you done? You dropped all of these cakes on the floor!"

"That's okay! Let's make Cake in a bowl!"

by Randal J, February 24, 2008

cake-bakin'

(v.)
1. To invest quality time with one's significant other.
2. To happen, develop, or take place.
3. To alter so as to make a more favorable impression.

1.) Yo, you trying to roll through tonight? Nah, mang...I gotta do some cake-bakin' tonight with ol' girl.

or

2.) Where's Peebo? Maaaaan, that's fools cake-bakin'. Again?

by Mr. Big Frog July 28, 2006

Slaughter cake

A slaughter cake is the feeling you get when you mow down a bunch of npcs in a video game in a short amount of time

Yo brian, what happened to those pedestrians?

I had a slaughter cake

by KentuckyFriedHumans April 28, 2020

cake ache

When you don't wipe your anus well enough and your po po is a little achey.
A little brown streak left in your underwear.

My butthole has cake ache.

by Beanie Weinie October 15, 2017

Passing the cake

Getting shafted out of something that you wanted, usually at work, because of some rule of "politeness" or "team spirit". From the movie "Office Space", when the ratio of people to cake was too big and Milton was told to keep passing it, so eventually everybody gets a piece except for him.

"I'm taking this office before anybody else does. I'm tired of always passing the cake"

by buggieboy December 19, 2008

Vag Cake

1. A very great vagina. 2.someone that is being a loser usually follows the word sandy

1. Dude, i cant wait to have Lauren's Vag cake.
2. Stop being such a sandy vag cake and so play some call of duty

by Chaotic43 August 27, 2008