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butthole shielding

When you squeeze your asscheeks together to protect your butthole. A person who executes this act is likely doing it for one of two reasons:

1) To hold in a turd when you really have to take a shit
2) Protect yourself from butt rape
Person 1: Why is Carly walking so funny? I bet she had anal for the first time last night and her asshole hurts! WHORE!
Person 2: It looks like she is actually butthole shielding. I bet she has diarrhea.
by laserboy January 8, 2016
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Butthole Collective

A group of persons who's sole purpose for congregating on a social network is to troll, harass, complain and spread annoyance. (see: 4chan and anonymous)
The loudmouth wieners on the 4chan message boards are nothing but a butthole collective.
by weehawk August 1, 2012
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Italian Butthole

Where the blowjob is so sloppy wet. It’s leaks to your butt cheeks and slicks the hair back like an ole Italian hair cut.
My girlfriend was slobbering so hard on my knob. That it leaked to my cheeks and slicked the hair back like an old Italian gangster cut. Giving me an Italian Butthole.
by Professor NuNu December 6, 2022
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Butthole

An Aayush, otherwise known as a very strange person. This person lacks all I.Q and other terms of intelligence. They most likely believe in buttholigy, where the people pray to a butthole in the sky.
You’re such a butthole Aayush!”

I know. I was born to be one .”
by Vivian Unicorn June 17, 2018
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Butthole tickler

A butthole tickler is someone who tickles someone's butthole then takes their asshairs and burns them infront of the victim that had the butthole tickled. To become a true butthole tickler, one must complete the task of tickling a persons anus at least 10 trillion times in one week.
I became a true butthole tickler by tickling 10 trillion anus's.
by Goonther the Third December 6, 2024
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butthole grabber

Someone who sneakily slips a hand, finger, or object into someone's anus and carefully grabs it
" Hey , get your finger out of my butt, you butthole grabber"
by Kaylaykay August 23, 2017
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fire in my butthole

the experience in the bathroom after eating Taco Bell, Del Taco and Rusty Taco within two hours
Guy 1: are you okay!? in there?!?

guy 2: no I have fire in my butthole!! get the fire extinguisher!
by old number nintey nine December 10, 2023
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