Hair around your butthole that catches remnants when wiping. It then knots up and mats into a greasy dreadlock of a mess.
Ouch! My butthole dreads look super cool,but living on the streets has a few dreadful pains in the ass though,lol. I'm thinking about shedding these bottom dwellers. Didn't Weiner dogs hunt rats in the past? Do You think your dog , chomper, can help me? j.k Ugh!I'll call my mom again.
by Essteffun b.s. Steffansen June 25, 2018
Get the Butthole dreadsmug. The act of one partner farting into another partner’s butthole and then that person farting out their partner’s fart they received.
by LT12202022 June 1, 2022
Get the butthole backwashmug. Variation of the Fizzy Bum to be conducted by a licensed professional. Dissolve Ecstasy tabs in Diet Coke. Drop mentos into container and insert into rectum creating an initially violent reaction followed by a caffeine and ecstasy induced euphoria. Side effects include but are not limited to:
1) Severe blisters and peeling skin. ...
2) Blisters around the mouth. ...
3) Red, painful palms and feet. ...
4) Shooting pain, numbness and tingling. ...
5) Loss of smell. ...
6) A painful, permanent erection.
7) Unusual urges for sex and gambling. ...
8) Nightmares and vivid dreams.
9) Intestinal distress and violent diarrhea.
10) Death.
1) Severe blisters and peeling skin. ...
2) Blisters around the mouth. ...
3) Red, painful palms and feet. ...
4) Shooting pain, numbness and tingling. ...
5) Loss of smell. ...
6) A painful, permanent erection.
7) Unusual urges for sex and gambling. ...
8) Nightmares and vivid dreams.
9) Intestinal distress and violent diarrhea.
10) Death.
The clown junkie went to the downstairs massage parlor, paid $85 and got a fizzy butthole; then he died.
by NOLA2022 March 15, 2022
Get the Fizzy Buttholemug. by ChubbyMcFatBags February 16, 2021
Get the Poopee Buttholemug. The liquidity substance that pours/leaks out of anal cavity during and after one has received multiple anal cream-pies. Usually a combination of blood and semen, with the consistency of Siracha-ketchup.
Girl: Ugh, after last night’s rendezvous with all the guys, I’ve been leaking butthole sauce all morning!
by Krispykris September 13, 2021
Get the Butthole Saucemug. Person walks out of the bathroom, wipes his/her brow and says "It's feels so good to have a jolly butthole. I had to go to the bathroom for a while.
by Pretty Pretty Handle June 20, 2023
Get the Jolly buttholemug. Chinese butthole torture) is a circular usually black with spikes around it.. they stick on to someone’s butthole just to torture them.. or most often they are forced but that is not science and do not look this up on the internet other than here because you will get Chinese Anal porn)
by Shartypantsilovefarts January 3, 2022
Get the Chinese butthole torturemug.