The act of waking your partner with oral sex in the morning. Complementary to downstairs breakfast in bed, and typically gifted to a man. Borderline rape, so consider yourself warned.
by Goof Knuckle February 21, 2017
Get the upstairs breakfast in bed mug.by _D_A_D_D_Y_ April 19, 2018
Get the English Breakfast mug.Related Words
When someone puts their dick through a hole in a platter, instead of food, thus surprising their girl when they open the lid.
Girl: “Hey I’m hungry, do you have anything to eat?
Guy: “Yea let me fix you up a Hungarian Breakfast real quick”
Guy: “Yea let me fix you up a Hungarian Breakfast real quick”
by benjiben December 1, 2018
Get the Hungarian Breakfast mug.When you go down on a local Grimsby girl
in the morning and can't get the taste of fish out of your mouth for a week
in the morning and can't get the taste of fish out of your mouth for a week
by Faurplay2025 September 7, 2019
Get the grimsby breakfast mug.It is gross, we don't like it or its creator, it is vile and we will all drown in its filth. Your only hope is to run.
by Senor Buttckeek September 21, 2020
Get the Alex Breakfast mug.Someone who lurks around and teases his crush. He never leaves their side. They may be dangerous but scared to ask their crush out.
by sillygooooooooose July 25, 2016
Get the all day breakfast mug.A sexual act involving a woman on her period, smeared shit, and oral sex. Tastes like yesterday's breakfast and pennies.
Yeah we couldn't wait, and she had to shit, so we just went for it and had a continental breakfast at the US Mint.
by lolrawrXD October 30, 2017
Get the A Continental Breakfast at the US Mint mug.