After Todd’s morning coffee he had to move the Eiffel Tower to the bathroom for a Pumpkin Dunkin Blumpkin.
by ToDDONUTS February 17, 2023
Get the Pumpkin Dunkin Blumpkinmug. by Mtnman66 December 11, 2018
Get the Country Blumpkinmug. When the giver puts their arms, legs, and head, up the receiver’s rectum and begins to rotate it violently fast until the receiver begins to fecalate and their feces gets spread all over their intestines
(Genghis Khan favorite sexual act (rumored))
(Genghis Khan favorite sexual act (rumored))
by Gilf Destroyer 6969 May 20, 2025
Get the Mongolian blumpkin fistermug. by littlestblue September 21, 2016
Get the Country Blumpkinmug. Much like receiving a regular blumpkin, a blumpkin messiah is the process/result in which a man or woman is receiving oral sex while taking a shit and reading scripture form the Holy Bible loudly. Some insist that the "giver" should be of holy descent, but this is not required and only a caveat of excellence. After one has accomplished this act, they have become a Blumpkin Messiah.
After seeing Billy and Mother Vanessa leaving the bathroom at the same time as she wiped blumpkin spray from her face, the choir new Billy had become the new blumpkin messiah.
by kobetherapist55 November 18, 2020
Get the Blumpkin Messiahmug. by dominno June 2, 2025
Get the Blumpkinmug. In this modern iteration of a traditional Blumpkin, party1 sits reverse cowgirl on the toilet bowl, fellating party2 while they deposit an upper-decker into the tank. This gives the appearance of riding a double-decker bus. If both parties are simultaneously pooping, the terminology can be upgraded to "Royal Flush".
I heard the Queen used to give out London Blumpkins at Buckingham Palace. One lucky guy even got a Royal Flush!
by SweetPinkTacos April 9, 2024
Get the London Blumpkinmug.