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Pumpkin Dunkin Blumpkin

Modified Eiffel Tower while male receiving oral is taking a dump.
After Todd’s morning coffee he had to move the Eiffel Tower to the bathroom for a Pumpkin Dunkin Blumpkin.
by ToDDONUTS February 17, 2023
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Country Blumpkin

getting a blowjob while pooping, but it's in an Outhouse
Dude, last weekend at the family reunion, Karen Sue gave me a Country Blumpkin.
by Mtnman66 December 11, 2018
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Mongolian blumpkin fister

When the giver puts their arms, legs, and head, up the receiver’s rectum and begins to rotate it violently fast until the receiver begins to fecalate and their feces gets spread all over their intestines

(Genghis Khan favorite sexual act (rumored))
by Gilf Destroyer 6969 May 20, 2025
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Country Blumpkin

A blumpkin, but in an outhouse.
Sherri gave me a Country Blumpkin at the family farm last weekend!
by littlestblue September 21, 2016
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Blumpkin Messiah

Much like receiving a regular blumpkin, a blumpkin messiah is the process/result in which a man or woman is receiving oral sex while taking a shit and reading scripture form the Holy Bible loudly. Some insist that the "giver" should be of holy descent, but this is not required and only a caveat of excellence. After one has accomplished this act, they have become a Blumpkin Messiah.
After seeing Billy and Mother Vanessa leaving the bathroom at the same time as she wiped blumpkin spray from her face, the choir new Billy had become the new blumpkin messiah.
by kobetherapist55 November 18, 2020
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Blumpkin

The sexual act of giving one a blow job whilst they are shitting
May I give you a blumpkin?”

Perchance
by dominno June 2, 2025
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London Blumpkin

In this modern iteration of a traditional Blumpkin, party1 sits reverse cowgirl on the toilet bowl, fellating party2 while they deposit an upper-decker into the tank. This gives the appearance of riding a double-decker bus. If both parties are simultaneously pooping, the terminology can be upgraded to "Royal Flush".
I heard the Queen used to give out London Blumpkins at Buckingham Palace. One lucky guy even got a Royal Flush!
by SweetPinkTacos April 9, 2024
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