Le blumpkin ultimo 

The much fabled predecessor of the blumpkin pie, le blumpkin ultimo is the act of recieving fellatio whilst taking a shit on the toilet, then pinching a piece off and smearing it on the girl/guys nose.

OMG! Mark just totally gave me Le blumpkin ultimo!

Le blumpkin ultimo by elfa89 May 19, 2009

smashing blumpkin 

taking a shit on the floor as u receive head from a really fat disgusting girl

"I just had the ill smashing blumpkin last nite with that huge bitch"

smashing blumpkin by goats February 23, 2005

GOLDEN BLUMPKIN 

Blumpkin To pee all over your lovers chest before you sit down to recieve your blumpkin.

With the accent of DR Evil from Austin Powers.

you dirty boy, I charge you one golden blumpkin for use of my "LAZER"

GOLDEN BLUMPKIN by Bobby / B- Rad December 12, 2008

Reverse blumpkin

Getting your ass eaten out while taking a piss

Yo I was fucking this chick in the bathroom one day and I had to take s piss and she came up behind me and started sticking her tongue in my ass........reverse blumpkin YEAH BUDDY!!

Reverse blumpkin by Dr fuzzinstine October 21, 2011

Irish Blumpkin 

A blumpkin that ends with the giver vomiting on the recipient.

The stench of Mike's shit was so bad that the blumpkin I was trying to give him ended up being... an Irish Blumpkin.

Irish Blumpkin by vexxie March 25, 2004

Super Blumpkin 

The very prestigious achievement of getting head while playing call of duty.

My girlfriend gave me a Super Blumpkin last night it was amazing!!! She made me cum when I got a nuke!!!

Super Blumpkin by Ralflyhead June 1, 2011

Barber Blumpkin 

A blumpkin is where you receive oral sex while taking a shit. A BARBER blumpkin is where you, after receiving a blumpkin, rip some hair off of the girl(and or guy)and wipe with it.

Man, lucky I got that Barber Blumpkin, there was no toilet paper.

Barber Blumpkin by Sly Fucker March 17, 2009