Blue Doo

When you discretely take a girl into a port-a-potty and have sex with her from behind. During this process you push her head into the toilet bowl, causing her hair to turn blue. Everyone will clearly know what happened to her and the embarrassment will commence.
That girl just got railed in the port-a-potty and got blue doo-ed! Ho!
by mastamahars July 8, 2009
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Blue Blocking

When a person blocks or prevents another from getting any blues. Purposely preventing someone from smoking and getting well because they are always looking for a hand out or freebies. They usually have 1 or more fronts already out, which they never seem to remember but You Know They Do! Usually resulting with them paying late or not paying at all.
"Hey, what did you do this weekend?"

"Man, I spent the weekend Blue Blocking a bunch of broke ass hoes trying to take advantage of my mother's good nature." "I told em to not come back too, unless they had some money and I swear to God if it's all in change, that shit better be pre rolled. I'ma weight that shit too, make sure they ain't trying to jew me, ya dig." "I told em do that and then I'll give em some Blues."

I had to Blue Block Karen when she came over, she didn't have any money and still owed for the blues I gave her last week.
by Written by Love February 19, 2023
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Blue instagram

Blue instagram refers to fansly.com , a subtle way to get past censors.
Indigo White releases her photo sets and streams on blue instagram.
by Officialdickhead August 22, 2022
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40oz blues

when, after a few drinks, one will proceed to become an unhappy drunk, and begin to cry and shed tears about anything remotely bothering them. ex: crying about ex-boyfriend, inability to microwave easymac, spilling a drink on one's shirt, middle age
Becky drank to much and got a case of the 40oz blues and ruined the party.
by randymaniam June 5, 2010
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Blue gassing

The act of browsing for second hand vehicles and undoubtedly falling in love with one that you most definitely cannot acquire.

AKA blue balls but for vehicles.
-Ahh man I was totally blue gassing myself last night when I came across a sweet Volvo 240 that was too expensive for me.

-Homie, this Golf was blue gassing me for realz. - It was affordable but too far away.
by eemxep November 29, 2020
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Ldr Blues

Stands for "long distance relationship blues." Feeling of missing each other. Lack of set date for a reunion and feeling stuck in the separation phase. The temporary lull of feeling hopeless and sad until you go on Pinterest and pin a whole bunch of Long distance couple ideas and activities to do.
Friend: "hey man what's wrong?"
Axl: "nothing, just feeling the ldr Blues!"
by AKtoSeaTac August 20, 2016
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blues and twos

emergency vehicle status; British emergency vehicles have blue flashing lights and two-tone sirens
the ambulance left in a hurry with blues and twos.
by polruan November 18, 2009
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