Baker

One who eats nothing except Hamburgers, French Fries, and Dorittos.

That guy is going to die from malnutrition because he is a total Baker.

by floyd barber May 14, 2011

Bakker

Someone entirely useless at all sporting, academic or social activity. Often with no friends. Synonymous with 'total failure'.

Look at that guy, he's such a moron. What a Bakker.

by MyNameIsMichiel January 8, 2012

Bandera

Stepan Bandera - XX century Ukrainian nationalist, nazi collaborationist worshiped by Ukrainian far-right who is also responsible for Volynian massacre

I hate those fucking khokhols jumping around with Bandera portraits like retards

by AutisticAnus May 26, 2020

bakerite

A bakerite , specifically, is the follower of a prominent JFK assassination researcher who makes wild claims about having a sexual affair with Lee Harvey Oswald and plotting with him to kill Castro. But, in general, a bakerite is a very gullible person who falls behind a charismatic leader with cultish devotion.

Those Jim Jones people who drank the Kool-aid were like bakerites.

by Grounded5 March 27, 2015

Minnesota bankroll

A roll or wad of paper money that looks impressively large but is composed mostly of one-dollar bills. The roll may be enveloped in a $20 dollar bill to make it look more impressive.

Person 1: "Look at all these singles in my wallet!"

Person 2: "That's quite a Minnesota bankroll!"

by Hector P. Schmedley July 16, 2010

Bakery Fresh

When something is so fine it falls into the realm of bakery fresh the next tier of freshness (objects, actions)

Oscar: hey bro nice shoes they are bakery fresh
Girl: did you get a hair cut? yeah bakery fresh cuts and im ready to hit the town

by ArticulatedDribble February 10, 2017

Flesh Bakery

When fat rolls overlap underneath clothes that are visibly too small

For Best Example See: Kirsti Alley

by Ryan February 13, 2005