The act of using a sweaty armpit as librication and then procedding to pleasure the partner with the armpit.
by ArgibaldIII January 16, 2014
one who instead of taking objects from the scene of the crime leaves minor inconviences for others to clean up
dude, did you hear.....the anti-bandit struck again; this time he left ink and cigarette butts in the stairwell
by kbrow May 13, 2010
Indigenous land dweller from the continent of Australia who enjoys a beer, blowjob and a jersey jab, all the while still stopping traffic with their unnecessary passion to sleep on the warm bitumen of the roads in the upper quadrants of the State of the Northern Territory.
Hey Neil, get a load of that "Northern Territory Bitumen Bandit", he shouldn't sleep on the road, always forgets to eat breakfast! The bloody turkey!
by The Kingsbray Chookie May 05, 2019
Someone who uses cheap toilet paper and balls it up to wipe while standing on the seat. Thus resulting in tiny rolled up pieces of shit covered toilet paper (shit nuggets) to go everywhere but the bowl.
by Fryrack chronicles December 12, 2023
A Funeral bandit is a person who turns up to funerals when they barely know the deceased.
The Funeral bandit makes a habit of showing up at any funeral even if it was an acquaintance.
The Funeral bandit makes a habit of showing up at any funeral even if it was an acquaintance.
That Sheila is a real funeral bandit. Ive seen her at three funerals this month and she dosent even know the deceased
by SammyChica April 15, 2023
A noun: 1) A shady adult loitering around a playground or a known children's park. 2) An adult acting or looking like a child molester near children.
Girl 1: Who's that creep hangin by the swing set? Girl 2: He looks like a sandbox bandit to me... Girl 1: KIDS IT'S TIME TO GO!!!
by TRob March 16, 2012