A woman with only one available hand that works as a hairdresser. You often feel overwhelmed with fear that she'll do a crappy job, and frankly it ruins your day.
Jon: Hey Bill! How'd you like your haircut?
Bill: I dunno Jon, I had the damn one handed bandit working today...
Jon: Fuck...
Bill: I dunno Jon, I had the damn one handed bandit working today...
Jon: Fuck...
by Bulletmunchr December 17, 2007
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by Peter Frampton January 1, 2006
Get the Smokey and the Bandit mug.Sneaky son of a bitch that likes to steal things, smoke weed, and date midgets so that he feels that his penis is bigger. He plans to take ofver the world and steal the chinese women and thier small dogs
The red bandit dated a midget named jess who is refered to as a fischer price hoop while the red bandit is a womens basket ball smaller than a mens basketball, so he plays with his fischer price hoop to feel bigger than the mens basketballs, but one day the fischer price hoop went to the park and let everyone play on it so the red badit broke that hoop.
by Red Bandit Jr. January 26, 2011
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The band's name, Clean Bandit, comes from a translation of a Russian phrase; the meaning is similar to the English phrase "complete bastard"
The band's name, Clean Bandit, comes from a translation of a Russian phrase; the meaning is similar to the English phrase "complete bastard"
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by Cecil January 26, 2003
Get the one armed bandit mug.Word used in Family Guy to describe men having an orgy or two men having sex with each other. This word is usually used in spanish terms. Also a way you could think of the word is like you are stealing someones fanny when you stick your dick in his butt.
1.Echar un vistazo a esas fanny bandits
2. Hey peter look at those fanny bandits I wounder which is the catcher and which is the pitcher.
2. Hey peter look at those fanny bandits I wounder which is the catcher and which is the pitcher.
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