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Bake 'n Bate

The act of getting baked purely for the joy of masturbating.

Sometimes unintentional.
Guy 1: Hey bro are you busy?
Guy 2: Yea I'm in the process of a Bake 'n Bate.
mugGet the Bake 'n Batemug.

Bake that shit for a minute!

What Simplynailogical or Cristine with no H or Cristine the Science Queen says when she puts her finger in her mysterious alien pod of secrets. Shh! This is holosexually confidential. 😜
by Simplyfailogical March 17, 2020
mugGet the Bake that shit for a minute!mug.

Bake some pumpernickel

To deficate or solid fart in a toilet or other receptacle.
Hey Sweety, can you keep an eye on the baby I have to bake some pumpernickel before the flight. I hate using airplane restrooms.
by Cigar ass October 7, 2018
mugGet the Bake some pumpernickelmug.

Wake, Bake, and Wade

The act of waking up, smoking herb, and going for a swim.

The purpose of this is to calm you down and relax you. The preferred time for this event is 7-8AM, because it won't be too hot. This can be done alone, or in a small group of no more than 5. Too many people would ruin the relaxed environment. It is acceptable to be in a hot tub instead. It is also acceptable to be nude.
Guy 1: *yawn* Hey last night was great, babe.

Girl 1: You're telling me.
Guy 1: Let's go smoke a bowl by the pool then go in the hot tub.
Girl 1: I'm up for a Wake, Bake, and Wade.
by GodsInfantry August 18, 2010
mugGet the Wake, Bake, and Wademug.

Baked bean girl

-A girl who just looks like she would eat baked beans
"Jules is such a baked bean girl, you know what I mean"
"yeah man, I totally get you"
by RawrImadog123 March 16, 2022
mugGet the Baked bean girlmug.

Bread-Baking Sex

When there’s a “bun in the oven.” When you have sex and impregnate the woman. Can be intentional or not.
I heard Kyle is tryna have some bread-baking sex with his new wife.”
by pootielikestostrut69 December 30, 2021
mugGet the Bread-Baking Sexmug.

Loaded Baked Potato

A jawn. She bad asf. She got a nigga. But he don’t kno she fwy...SUPRISE MF ! She yours now
I got me a loaded baked potato bruh, look at shorty..
by xXLowerCaseXx May 23, 2018
mugGet the Loaded Baked Potatomug.

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