baccon

Delicious strips of juicy, pork heaven. Served often at breakfast with eggs, but perfectly good served alone and at any time of day.

Joe: "There are only two kinds of people in this world, those who love baccon..."

John: "...and those who love baccon but won't admit it."

by totallynotsomewierddude November 17, 2009

bacon pony

a person obsessed with drama or chorus. Their favorite show is typically Glee, and they perform in musicals. The "bacon" refers to the singers, while the "pony" refers to the actors. They can be completely annoying!

person 1: Oh my gosh, I hate Daisy. She is such a bacon pony.
person 2: More like the Pony Princess.
person 3: And Ryan is her bacon bitch!

by Cranberry Applehead November 12, 2010

bacon

Money

I am the one who brings home the bacon in this house.

by ken21403 March 6, 2013

Fanny Bacon

The term given to a females vagina, inparticar the flaps!

I fancy some fanny bacon for breakfast, ive got the sausage!

by mumjacker January 11, 2010

Burn my bacon

A word that indicates you are really pissed of at someone or thing.

"Oh...she's been talking behind my back again huh? Ya know..that really burns my bacon!"

by Derrick S. April 21, 2003

Ya dad on bacon scruts

The ultimate comeback for "ya mam on toast"

Person one: You're gay
Person two: So's your mam on toast
Person one: So's your dad on bacon scruts
Person two: :-(

by Fo' Shizzo November 24, 2004

bacon box

Female sexual organ, meaning the flaps look like strip of gorgeous bacon...........

mmm

Phil porked Roz up the bacon box

by Spitroast September 22, 2008