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Blonde tax

When the rating of a girl has to be reduced based on how blonde she is due to women automatically being hotter if they’re blonde.
“Yeah shawtys a 8/10 but probably a 6/10 if you take away her Blonde tax”
“Is she hot or is she blonde?, always make sure to account for the blonde tax mate”
by Z. Fisher August 3, 2023
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Blondes are hot

They are
by VenomousPit21 May 5, 2021
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blonde person

Person who has golden looking hair.
That will glow in the sun.
by anonymous November 22, 2021
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blond roux

Alternatively spelled "rue". A mixture of flour an clarified butter in a saucepan, this is the basis of a very simple form of gravy which would be used to make then other, more complicated sauces with, used often in French cooking, just ask Julia Child. As you continue to cook a white rue it will turn into a blond rue, and then a brown rue, as the starches begin to color from the heat. Something you can mention if you want to sound like you know how to cook, but really can't.
Julia Child: "grubmleburmblblblbumble-and oh it's just lovely-gerrumblebumblegerblegarble-so we'll add a bit of oregano, or as the English would say-blahblahmubmlemubmlebumble- to our blond roux here-crappycantunderstandawordshesayswhyisthisoldhagontvgrumblegrumble."
by boronanon April 3, 2015
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Dumb Blonde

An insecure rich bitch that thinks she is better than everyone. she is also a very fake friend like regina gorge fake and the bitch is dumb as fuck so stay away.
she is a dumb blonde
by iheartmephis December 23, 2022
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Blonde Peanut

A short blonde female that has her blonde moments.
by ModdZxFallen38 February 16, 2017
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kiss a blonde day

Kiss a blonde day. Celebrated December 30th. A day to kiss a blonde so make it count!
Barbie: Hey ken what day is it?

Ken: Kiss a blonde day!

Barbie: I meant the number...
by Underground loser December 30, 2023
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