What the biff Richard

Used to show how pissed off you are at someone. The "Richard" signifies that you are so pissed you don't even know who the fuck you're talking to.

"Hey I peed in your mom's mouth."
"WHAT THE BIFF RICHARD."

by Paco Taco the Blaco May 15, 2018

Sniff the Biff

When one’s biff has come to a near close, and one of the boys inhales the remains to maximise “bifficiency”

“Mate this biff is out man!”

“Nah mate just sniff the biff!”

by J.D.Wetherspoon November 20, 2020

Slap the biffon

To thrust one’s manly testicular orbs against the tender patch of flesh between a woman’s nether regions - repeatedly, with such force and enthusiasm that it might inspire both awe and minor bruising. Can also refer to cheeky prelude play, in which one’s hand “slaps the biff” to tease, torment, or tantalize.

“I dare say, after three minutes of passionate chaos, big John proceeded to slap the biffon with such vigor that Lady Mildred howled like Michael Jackson in a kids home and nearly dislodged the chaise longue.”

by Burnaldsr. September 20, 2025