bat-shit crazy

Crazy to a degree bordering on complete insanity. The state in which one makes decisions which make the exact opposite of sense.

See also: bat-shit

Why did Erin cheat on you with that greaseball?
- Because she's bat-shit crazy.

by DJ Bitterbarn August 11, 2004

bat out of hell

Much faster and more reckless than an average bat. Always in a hurry.

He drives like a bat out of hell

by Weezy Bean April 10, 2008

Mexican baseball bat

A sexual act, in which a man's testicles are held in a womand's mouth as she sucks on them, and the man slaps his penis across her face until he ejaculates on her face.

Guy nummber 1:"Dude, I got Sharon to do a mexican baseball bat last night!!"
Guy number 2:"Oh, man, that's tight. How'd you get her to do that?"
Guy number 1:"I hit her with a regular bat until she agreed to it."

by ohemmeffgee January 19, 2007

bat-shit crazy

One step beyond just plain crazy. It is usually a temporary thing...sparked by something unexpected, or just really awful.

As soon as he saw me humping his mom, he went bat-shit crazy.

by ithaqua April 13, 2003

Ding dong bat

BASIC meaning:

A weird thing, person or situation, a person considered stupid or foolish.
A set of fonts showing pictures instad of letters.
You are a ding dong bat.

Basically the same as Dingbat, but very subtle way of saying it... In northeast (Origin: Albany), people would just say Ding dong... Example: "Dude, dont be a ding dong bat", "ha ha.. you ding dong !"... sometimes we mix and say "you ding dong fuck, or you ding dong rat" just to make it more comical.

by Sticky Nicki May 12, 2009

coon bat

Grand Theft Auto charater. Black man with a wife beater on and boxers with a green scarf over his face.

Hey man do you want to play coon bat?

by coon bat August 16, 2006

Bats over mine

When you are completely and utterly owned at a computer game because your opponent abused an imbalance. From Warcraft III's beta versions when bats could reach a gold mine out of range of any anti-air ground defenses.

Bats over mine, Mano! I'm so angry.

by dkw August 5, 2006