shlong balloon

Another word for condom: Often used as code when speaking in front of uncool feds

Andy, make sure to bring me a shlong balloon tomorrow.

by Spain without the S October 14, 2020

quarter ballooning

After exacting a quarter roll (either glueing or rubber banding your foreskin as to not allow fluid to pass) , you piss or ejaculate into your closed off foreskin to create a balloon-like feature

I'm going to be quarter ballooning when I pound Sara in with my quarter roll

by Savag3 af January 26, 2018

Tie her balloon

To perform some unspecified sexual service using a slotted penis with torture spines at the base. A physical deformity primarily popularized by American actor Matt Damon.

He knows just how to tie her balloon.

by Zaerion February 25, 2023

Ballooning

Blowing air into a "bafoon" (female sex organ) in order to make it queef.

Lukas: "Yeah bro, my girlfriend and I just tried ballooning last night and it was so hot!"
Jonathan: "nice."

by mommyballoon22 December 6, 2023

Balloon Spongebob

Balloon SpongeBob is a static PNG of, you guessed it, a Spongebob balloon. It originates from a series of memes on the internet which consists of putting music (Either scary or funny, depending on the video) on top of a video of the same Spongebob balloon floating around with no human in sight.

The Balloon SpongeBob is watching me.

by Your bob August 30, 2022

ravioli dream balloon

When a dildo made of ground beef thaws inside a woman's vagina on her period, then a male with smegma has sex with same female with beef still inserted.

Man, I'd love to give her a ravioli dream balloon!

by Dream balloon September 2, 2022

The forbidden balloon puppy

An action in which one gently places his or her lips around a man’s penis tip, gorilla suctions on and literally starts blowing him and twisting until his dick takes form of a balloon puppy.

Last night was crazy bro, I heard Samantha gave you the forbidden balloon puppy!

by dickwitcha June 19, 2022