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andre

andre is a kind, athletic, moderately self-absorbed cat lover who only eats sweets and boiled vegetables. Andre loves to party it up every Sunday morning at church. Andre is obsessed with the gym and tends to attract people with feet fetishes, usually of the same sex. On Instagram, you will find him through his myriad of weirdly-angled selfies. His best friends are books and he's secretly the biggest Swiftie you'll ever meet.
He passed out after one drink. That guy's such an Andre!
by vanessah09876 November 23, 2021
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Andre

1. Super sexy guy who is wanted by everybody. Is the nicest guy you will ever meet, has a great sense of humor, is a lot of fun, is extremely talented and loved by everyone. Makes an amazing boyfriend.

2. Name that comes from Hispanic origin. Meaning "brave" or "courageous."
Linda: Do you know Andre?

Hildeguard: Yes, hes perfect.

Linda: I know, right! I wish he was mine.

Hildeguard: Me, too.
by enrico21 November 23, 2021
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slamming Andre

When the process of stripping and making your bed and washing the sheets is as arduous and difficult as Hogan slamming Andre the Giant at WrestleMania III, usually because of a small cluttered room and a bed being against the wall.
It's the weekend, which means I have time to do laundry and clean my room. Looking forward to slamming Andre against the wall.
by I mean, yeah March 2, 2020
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Andres

The most disgusting, vile, and horrid person to be around he’s such a jack ass and a terrible bf he’s also ass at fortnite but usually a guy named Andres has a cute friend named marquis or something like that
Omfg did you see Andres’s 90’s, they’re so ass!
by Shalisa69 August 23, 2019
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Andres

Andres is a sweet guy but he doesn’t show it much. He’s very fond and chill with people. He only shows what side he wants to certain people though. He’s observant but he won’t say much. Behind his shell he really holds a passionate heart. If you’re friends with a Andres you’re very lucky to have him. He knows how to make you smile.
person 1: “hey maybe we should go hang out tomorrow!”
person 2: “if andres isn’t gonna be there i’m not coming!”
person 1: “true. i’ll see if he’s able to come. he really knows how to lighten up the room”
by ballsinyurjaw September 15, 2021
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Andres

He works at a smoothie place and plays guitar. He doesn’t get a lot of girls but he always has at least one girl completely in love with him.
That’s the Andres, the boy you like? He looks so much worse in person.
by HasMoreWisdomThanUrWisdomTeeth February 24, 2019
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Andre

A Sexy man who pulls all the girls effortlessly. He might have a temper but his strokes make up for it. He can do you and your friend and you wouldn’t know. Multi talented. Most time you’ll call him Dre for short.
Hey Andre fucked your friend last night huh?
by Hundiddy November 22, 2021
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