Aiden Kelley

Unbelievably fat man that weirdos like he smells incredibly bad.

Ew its Aiden Kelley let's jump him!

by Jophndeos June 11, 2025

Aiden

You can usually find an Aiden burrowing in the ground like a mole worm. you can easily pick them out from all the Cohens you'll find by their rotten smell and their shinny bald head. They hate the sunlight so its best to find them in the night where their most active, dont let them bite you though because every Aiden you'll find has at least one STD. Their favourite food to eat is either decaying meat or shit. If your THE Aiden reading this, eat shit.

Jesus christ! what the fuck is that ugly thing?!

Oh its just Aiden.

It reeks!

I know

by Night4564 July 7, 2023

ugly aiden

Aiden is a roadman whos likely from london area and fat as fuck. Thinks he’s cool with his mates nd is like 5’10. Plays football and wears nike techs and is a fat fucking fuck.

Aiden is my g bro yo ugly aiden

by Broahski July 16, 2023

Aiden (the best definition)

guys i really cant take it anymore with this guy when does it end please sttop
this guy is too much and hes too big too hes my bundle of joy but sometimes he just so annoying and i cannot take it anymore (why is he black/jjjjj)

So Aidens are really versatile people really. I think they are very great and reliable and hot. I bet he gets all the rizz he can. I just really love aiden dude jesus christ.

AIDEN PLEASE GIVE ME MY KIDS BACK IM SORRY PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE HELPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP SOMEONE

Another thing about aiden. Besides being a great guy, he's always here for you and ready to give you a big ol' hug when you need it the most. He's always been there for me and I mean always (please help).

AIDEN WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS I TRUSTED YOU WITH EVERYTHING STOPPPPPP AIDEN PLEASE U STUPID MUFFIN LOVING PIRATE PUNCHER YOU

Aidens are also very trustworthy might I add.

guy1: "Man that Aiden (the best definition) guy is really great isnt he?"

guy2: "Yea right? He's so reliable and everything."

by greatdefinitionsguy12 July 25, 2023

aiden

aiden is a person with an obsession with being different and unique

Carol: Ah come on, you are being such an aiden! You don't have to dress like a hot dog.

by trick3r July 25, 2023

Aiden

someone who is extremely sexy and hot and has a big dick and has an level 10 gyat and makes everyone cum when they look at him this nigga is a sexy man

WOW LOOK AT AIDEN HES MAKING ME CUM CUZ HES AN EXXTREMELY SEXY NIGGA

by V1xnnyy10 August 1, 2023

aiden

Aiden is normally seen as a nice person but behind the curtains he is a selfish person who only cares for them selfs, they have a small dick and no empathy

Aiden can go kill him self

by brpo August 7, 2023