Dorm-shark

A middle aged man who goes back to college and lives in freshman housing.

"Dude, your roommate is so old."
"Yeah man, what a fucking dorm-shark."

by #dormsharkmovie September 11, 2014

the shark game

A game where one person is the shark, and the rest are swimmers. The shark's task is to tag as many swimmers as they can. The swimmers try to escape the shark, to do this they need to stay on furniture. They must go on the sea (floor) at one point. The shark can only tag the player when they are in contact with the floor, in the air, the swimmer decides to touch the shark. You can't use something to serve as a raft or boat.

Wanna play the shark game?

Sure!

by Necsalz June 21, 2023

Shiddle Shark

A person ruining a vibe, whether it is good or bad.

Dude, Will, you're acting like a shiddle shark.

by Ragnir The Bean March 31, 2022

shark tits

A term used to refer to the breasts of female anthropomorphic sharks, more commonly known as sharkgirls.

Person 1: Hey, what the hell are you looking at?
Person 2: Uh, they're called shark tits.
Person 1: What?
Person 2: Look, I can explain.

by BlueMoone December 8, 2021

snagle shark

a chronically snarky person.

Jane: "What are you doing, Sonny?"
Sonny: "Oh, I don't know, Jane. I'm sticking a fistful of ham & rye into my pie hole so if I were an educated person I'd say I was selling enriched plutonium to dictators."
Jane: "You're such a snagle shark."

by angigo April 9, 2011

Dino sharks

The shark that ate the Dino

Bro that shark is eating that Dino nugget that is a “Dino sharks”

by The bomb b August 1, 2020

Chocolate shark

A large floater, a turd that causes havoc amongst toilet goers

Sandra went to curl one off but shat herself when she saw a chocolate shark in the pan growling at her

by Philphee-phil April 14, 2023