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Surf the Shark

When one unintentionally does something very impressive.

In reference to Doug Niblack. He was surfing off the coast of Oregon when his surfboard hit a great white shark, he landed on the shark and "surfed the shark" for a few seconds before falling off.
"That was awesome! Did you mean to do that or did you just Surf the Shark?"
by Zapper Weisman October 19, 2011
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Toilet Shark

A creature spawned from the bowels of the repulsive human being, the Toilet Shark often preys on its victims in the Northern end of Todd Park Harbour.

Very territorial, the Toilet Shark will mark its domain with excrement’s from its fecal gland. Sightings of this monster are most common mid-afternoon around 3:30pm.
There have been multiple sightings of a Toilet Shark today, everyone please get out of the pool.
by Task Force 2 November 11, 2020
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Sorbet shark

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"Sorbet shark you're so wise I love you !"
by Alex Madnu November 24, 2021
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Dino sharks

The shark that ate the Dino
Bro that shark is eating that Dino nugget that is a “Dino sharks
by The bomb b August 1, 2020
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snagle shark

a chronically snarky person.
Jane: "What are you doing, Sonny?"
Sonny: "Oh, I don't know, Jane. I'm sticking a fistful of ham & rye into my pie hole so if I were an educated person I'd say I was selling enriched plutonium to dictators."
Jane: "You're such a snagle shark."
by angigo April 9, 2011
mugGet the snagle sharkmug.

Chocolate shark

A large floater, a turd that causes havoc amongst toilet goers
Sandra went to curl one off but shat herself when she saw a chocolate shark in the pan growling at her
by Philphee-phil April 14, 2023
mugGet the Chocolate sharkmug.

Red shark

A red shark is any white girl who, due to peculiarities in her psyche, dates only native men. There are two distinct types of Red sharks :

Type I Red Sharks (the most common) are fat girls with little or no education who, rather than dating a white guy from the bottom of the heap, go for a mid range or low-end native man.

Type II Red Sharks (less common) are good-looking girls (usually blonde sometimes red hair) who are trying to make a statement by dating a savage man. Usually type II's are trying to make daddy mad.
Becky is a type 1 red shark now she is a single mom.

Melissa is a type 2 red shark she always let's that savage drive daddy's car and use his platinum card.
by TiaMoe July 11, 2020
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