(Verb) To perform a series of implausible blunders resulting in state of overwhelming frustration for all individuals impacted by the situation.
My friend was pineapple expressing hard today when she locked her keys in the car and had her husband drive across town only to realize upon arrival that he too had forgotten to bring the spare set of keys. Needless to say, I missed my flight.
by Bystander123 February 4, 2021
Get the Pineapple Expressingmug. by IMABA April 7, 2019
Get the Pineapplemug. a jack o lantern, but pineapple. why?
"did you see jake? that madman has a pineapple jack o lantern instead of a pumpkin, what a Weirdo" he says knowing full well he has a watermelon jack o lantern.
by VoidPineapple August 17, 2021
Get the pineapple jack o lanternmug. One who eats way too much pineapple before they have sex because they're insecure about what their cum tastes like.
Needless to say, doing this is stupid and you'll end burning Your tongue from how much pineapple your eating.
Needless to say, doing this is stupid and you'll end burning Your tongue from how much pineapple your eating.
by kieralovedanny December 5, 2024
Get the Pineapple eatermug. by MRfrog87 January 31, 2022
Get the Pineapplemug. A person who is pansexual and polyamorous : because pan+poly sounds like "pineapple" if you say it too fast.
I have a girlfriend, two boyfriends, and a crush on this nonbinary person... guess that makes me a pineapple!
by EnbyQuing March 18, 2020
Get the Pineapplemug. Pineapple Surprise – Double Shot of Vodka with a pineapple mixer.
Usually consumed in the non-outside window facing pokie room at 9am on a Monday morning of a very dodgy seedy 24 hour PUB.
Usually consumed in the non-outside window facing pokie room at 9am on a Monday morning of a very dodgy seedy 24 hour PUB.
Oh my god bro... I was so hung to the jesus bone that I had to go and have a pineapple surprise just to tackle the fear before my Monday morning sales meeting.
by Big_Brando_Baby September 1, 2013
Get the Pineapple Surprisemug.