National mouse breeder day

January 8th is National Mouse Breeder Day

It's January 8th which is National Mouse Breeder Day, I celebrate by breeding mice to give to my pet snakes

by Whkdikvdy359637bdhj January 2, 2025

The Mickey Mouse Munthouse

The Mickey Mouse Munthouse, also known as the MMM, is a spinoff of the sacred tradition of munting. A group of people will instead bring the dead corpses into their house for a group munting session. The munters recreate the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse intro song as they are going down on said corpses, bonus points if any individuals dress up, or do character voice impressions while munting. The odor will get unbearable very fast due to the combatting scents of rotting flesh and bodily fluids, so this requires hefty amounts of air freshener. The corpses may be bathed in gamer girl bath water if no air freshener is available. The number of people munting may vary as long as there are two individuals munting one corpse, so there is never a limit to the munting you can do.

For my graduation party, I’m inviting my friends to our local cemetery to try out the Mickey Mouse Munthouse.

by The Muntologist May 4, 2025

meesh mouse

he's gayer than gay

you is that colin?

yeah i heard he's a total meesh mouse

by meesh mouse August 9, 2018

Mouse girl

A girl that talks about how cheezy everything is.

The mouse girl thought the romantic comedy was cheezy even though she was the one other people rented/bought the movie for.

by The Original Agahnim July 7, 2021

Mouse Whiskerin'

When a persons nose hair becomes visible on the outside of the nostril it resembles tiny mouse whiskers. Most extreme cases are commonly seen on the elderly, where the whisker length can reach up to 4 inches.

n. "Check out the mouse whiskers on Grandma!"

v. "Looks like I'll be mouse whiskerin' today."

by Word Burglar December 31, 2009

Mickey Mouse

A polite way of saying ni*gg*r rig aka southern engineering

He mickey mouse his radiator hose with duct tape.

by She saysf*ckeveryday! August 13, 2023

smell mouse

A dirty old secretary working near the main entrance to an office. This individual has an enhanced sense of smell and can easily pick up the smell of alcohol after you've come back from a kick-ass lunch break.

Here chew this gum before we head into this hell hole. Otherwise, that dirty smell mouse will take great delight in telling the boss.

by Jaba Shanks March 3, 2020