by Sexybitchmcfuck July 24, 2017
Get the chinese toastermug. A retail sales term describing the act of avoiding the use of an actual vacuum sweeper and simply picking up any bits on the floor that can be seen with the naked eye, thus simulating a clean floor.
"This has been a long fucking day on the sales floor...I'm just gonna do a quick Chinese vacuum then go home!"
by chilly_dawg September 11, 2009
Get the Chinese Vacuummug. When person 1 is woken up by person 2 yelling fire and squatting over them with person 2's bare ass. Person 1 immediately wakes up, lifting their head and especially nose into Person 2's ass crack. If done properly Person 1's nose will come out brown.
Person 2: FIRE FIRE
Person 1:*lifts head up*
Person 2: hahaha ooooh
Person 1: really dude? your fucking gross.
Person 2: You're the one who just nose dove into my ass crack
Person 1: Ohh the chinese fire alarm. A classic
Person 1:*lifts head up*
Person 2: hahaha ooooh
Person 1: really dude? your fucking gross.
Person 2: You're the one who just nose dove into my ass crack
Person 1: Ohh the chinese fire alarm. A classic
by shmaters gee April 13, 2009
Get the Chinese Fire Alarmmug. When in a pool one jumps over the other completely naked hitting their ball sack against the other persons head or back just like leap frog.
by Gelanedus November 27, 2011
Get the Chinese Water Sackingmug. by G005E October 11, 2006
Get the Chinese Pin Cushionmug. When someone looks up something you have no idea what it is on the internet and the person plays it off like he didn't know what he was doing.
Warren: Marcus what is Chinese tickle pickle and why is it on your search history
Marcus: I dont know I think I tapped in it on accident
Marcus: I dont know I think I tapped in it on accident
by Bucn4sty July 8, 2020
Get the chinese tickle picklemug. by Rhym November 29, 2018
Get the Chinese fluid saucemug.