October 26

National cuddle with ur boyfriend/girlfriend day.

O my god I’m so ready to cuddle with my boyfriend tonight since it’s October 26

by Tiktok:devnm_8 October 25, 2019

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October 26

October 26th is national penis day! Celebrate the wonderful pecker between the men’s legs!

You: it’s October 26th! You know what that means! happy national penis day!

Friend: what’s that?

You: the day we appreciate and celebrate the penis!

by BigDaddyBick October 26, 2019

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November 26th

NATIONAL BOP A NONCE DAY
go to your nearest nonce and give him a a punch in the nose

"Oh why did you punch (Adam Naylor)"
"ITS November 26th I get to punch all the nonces"

by 2098ndndnd November 23, 2019

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December 26

This is the day right after Christmas

Bob: Hey what's today?
Billy: The day after Christmas obviously what kind of pig are you????????
Basically December 26th is a day

by okayboomers November 24, 2019

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April 26 celebrates national chicken milk day. A day in which people, regardless of what religions or beliefs, take chicken and pour milk on it. After they do this they consume it and are considered chicken milk kings

Oh my god I am so exited, it’s April 26 and it’s time for chicken milk day. I have been waiting to pour milk onto chicken than eat it for so long.

by Fuckdickofashit69 December 8, 2019

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