Thread a needle from 10' away

When someone has such profuse diarrhea, a shotgun blast from the ass could thread a needle 10' away

Oh man, Jenny is shitting like a tiger! If she wanted too, she could thread a needle from 10' away!

by bshoey006 June 29, 2022

i CoUlD hAvE mY InTeRnEt TaKeN aWaY

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0: i CoUlD hAvE mY InTeRnEt TaKeN aWaY

by BicicletaRusa February 14, 2025

If I can make you do what I want and get away with it, why should I not?

Empathy for one. In the absence of empathy, if the amount of energy takes for you to get me to do a thing supersedes the amount of energy required for the thing to be done then it wouldn't be practical for you to make me do the thing. Additionally, my awareness of my own mortality makes it impossible for me to be perpetually made to do thing because I can always just kill myself. It incentivizes harming you and the things you care about. It gives your enemies a de-facto ally. But it's intriguing that you think that there is only one reason...

JeerpJoop "If I can make you do what I want and get away with it, why should I not?"

Hym "Well, for starters, there's more than one reason. Secondly, you literally can't. You can only leverage (either) my desire to live against performing the act OR the hope that I may not have to continue doing it indefinitely. Which is how you get people to stay in your suffering cult. You leverage their desire to live and their hope that their suffering will end to get them to do what you want or behave how you want to behave. It's actually kind of illuminating to because if you're God rewards screwing people over then is it not evil? Sounds evil. It ties back into you not actually believing in God but rather believing that God is on your side and that it will forgive you if you do the opposite of what it said."

by Hym Iam November 8, 2023

One Drink Away

one of the most underrated songs of all time - Cher Lloyds single 'One Drink Away'

oh yea have you heard Cher Lloyds song 'One Drink Away'?

by Cher Lloyd stan January 5, 2021

back away from the trough

Move the fuck away from a table/plate/food

Getting fat back away from the trough

by Fyrman907 February 1, 2018

Gone away

Gone away (1997) is a song on The offsprings seventh song on their fourth album.

Person 1: dude i'm gone away
Person 2: yeah, it feels like
The world has grown cold
Now that you've gone away

by milwaukeeoffspring1331 August 19, 2025

Awais

A cutie patootie who needs to be kissed. He's a very hot and sexy dude who plays hard to get but he's a sweet and caring boy who has a deep laugh 0_0. He needs to be ate.

Asshole: "Damn is that awais?"
Girl: "You mean my latest obssession? Yes <3"

by [69buruah-_-] December 4, 2021