Douchebag

Person who pays where ever and whenever the fuck he wants.

limo pulls up to parking structure. pays at the beginning. DOUCHEBAG

by yobaf March 1, 2011

douchebag

Someone who had their real estate license for a month but acts like they are the boss of ERA Young in Glassboro New Jersey

"look at that douchebag trying to tell Dan what to do

by ERAGBORO March 28, 2017

carmol douchebag

a light skinned carmol, who is a douchebag

while waiting for a bus, this person is stopped by everyone even little old ladies, and is told to go fuck yourself...carmol douchebag!

by isuhyou90 November 22, 2011

douchebag donny

Douchebag Donny is the way to call your crush.

So u like Douchebag Donny?

by M0istDuck May 15, 2019

Douchebag

A aviation teacher that looks like an Italian, that likes to kick kids in the dick, then kiss it to make it feel better.

Mr.Tomlin is a Douchebag !

by Dougie Freshh October 17, 2010

DoucheBag

A individual who's asking questions with their nose and wants to know what your doing 24/7.

A bird whistler at Jeff and told him your a douchebag.

by Forgetabout_it1408 August 31, 2025

Schrodinger's douchebag

One who just doesn't get sarcasm, is unable to tell whether a statement is a joke or not.

Calcium: Are you a schrodinger's douchebag? (he's one himself)
Drift: Nah, I just don't get sarcasm that well. (isn't actually one himself)

by Driftshock April 10, 2024