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I've spent my time gooning at laravel for my project since last month, so many errors for god's sake
by palpalepale October 25, 2025
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Indian flicker gooning

Indian flicker gooning is where one does not shower for months or years on end to build up layers of grime all over their body. they proceed to flicker goon and in doing so, slowly chip away at the layers of crust that have built up over the previously mentioned no shower period. Right before climax, the gooner must grab a bowl and ejaculate into it for later. this saved semen will later be used in a traditon indian street food dish as a placeholder for any type of cream.
im starting my no-shower year, i want to try indian flicker gooning
by Creamiest leader December 21, 2024
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Flicker gooning

The action of gooning in a complex rhythm in order to accend to a new plane of existence. this is not for the faint of heart as it’s claimed the life of many. very few have successfully accomplished this to completion.
Last night larsson Micheal Jarvis was flicker gooning so hard he is no longer with us
by RealRibby May 24, 2024
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Moon Gooning

It is gooning but on a spiritual level under the moonlight.
“Me and eagle eye are going moon gooning tonight.”
by Moon-gooner November 14, 2023
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Gone - Goon phone

It's a phone that is completely set up for porn activities. It has sorted bookmarks on various web sites usually e621 also got weird wallpapers with furry porn n cloud access to dozens folders with any kind of stuff yk
- What are you gonna do with old phone?
- Gotta turn it into Gone - Goon phone one uwu
by Hellsercon March 29, 2025
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Goon dodging tournament

A tournament with 10 teams who all compete to see who is the best goon dodger. They go through their matches against eachother, and the team who loses is out, and has to swim in the semen. During the last two teams match it will not be any regular match, but a robbery. Each team will rob a sperm bank and who ever gets the most wins, but the loser has to drink all the sperm And the uniform you have to wear is pink spandex and a unicorn crop top
by Leviticus the pecker wanker February 6, 2025
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Goon dodging

The act of 6 people in 2 teams of 3 jerking off at each other while dodging cum shots
by Leviticus the pecker wanker February 5, 2025
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