Gamer Abs

The marks left on your abdominal area after sitting with bad posture. Most often gotten from gaming with bad posture or sitting hunched over on the toilet for too long.

Ex 1:
Dude! Do you have a six pack?

No, it’s just Gamer Abs

Ex 2:
*Looks in mirror*
Those work outs i’ve been doing have been working!
*Realization*
Oh I wait, I just gamed for 3 hours straight without getting up: it must just be Gamer Abs

by Thatonepanda November 27, 2019

Gamer Grip

Whenever you beat your meat so much that you have a really strong grip.

Ayo this kid tried to grab my phone but i had really strong Gamer Grip from beating my meat alot.

by Gamer Grip Man October 12, 2019

Gamer Sauce

Semen. Literally just semen.

Kyle: I just put gamer sauce all over your sandwich. >:)

by Me pseudonym? June 28, 2023

Gamer disease

When your pp is small amd non epic

"Yo did you hear that whelsy has Gamer disease

by The guy 42168 June 17, 2020

Gamer Depression

When a streamer/gamer who has a huge fan base, all of a sudden thinks that they are “sad” and “depressed”, when in reality they are profiting off of homosexuals.

Dick: You heard Dreams new song? I think he is trying to say that he is sad.
Chad: No, Dreams not sad, he just has gamer depression.

by wakapepo June 6, 2021

Gamer IQ

A form of low IQ people who have failed in life use to define mild success in a video game.

Esfandtv (twitch streamer and degenerate) I have high gamer IQ look at me play this easy game, I'm doing so well.

by JackSmitTheslipperySticks February 27, 2023

Kinder-Gamer

1. A child or preteen that needs their parents permission and credit card to enter into an established MMORPG, thusly ruining the community and destroying adult gamer's good time.

2. A nOOb that refuses to follow netiquitte and shut off THE DAMN CAP LOCKS!-in any MMO game.

3. Any child in an Online game with a name like PhuXurMom,Poopalotti,KingDong,Poontrasher,xTehShItx,
Gankenyoo.

"This game was cool in Beta but then the developers let in all the Kinder-Gamers and now it's just a damned daycare."

by MrBaldNBad February 9, 2010