Let the dog out

To burn one on your lunch break, getting high

Stephanie always says she is going to “let the dog out” when leaving for her lunch break.

by MiddleChild2 October 21, 2022

Clifford the buff red dog

A massive dog who is red from the saide affects of steroids and heroin

Guy 1 “ do you know what scared me the most”

Guy2 “what “
Guy 1 “ Clifford the buff red dog”

by yourlocalchildmuncher October 21, 2022

Dogging the boys

Choss boss (Tom Dixon)

Choss boss is dogging the boys

by Yeah lad October 22, 2022

Dog

A giant rodent that some people eat like dumbasses or some well love and sacrifice there lives to let the dog know that they are a good owner

Types of dogs

Hairy chunky dog
This thing sheds so much that you live in a giant bush of hair

The fat dog
This thing is a beast if it sees a singular crum it will have a mental breakdown and lick the whole floor just to eat the crum now your dinner room is very sticks and slippery

The skinny bitch
This thing is a legit straw this wimp never eats he or she is scared of food let me geuss he died the first day you got him

The little liver
That thing is dead

Shit eater this dog gobbles up shit like he is Joey Chestnut eating hotdogs he mistaken chocolate as shit and he is dead now

Little turd
This thing is smaller than your penis

Big turd

He needs a room instead of a cage because he is a fat turd

Fancy ho

This thing is all “give me a fork and a knife” even know they are just eating fries

Straw bitch

You’ve found a straw dog in your front yard you scared him away and he just got hit by a car

Cat

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Other names
Giant rodent/cootie boo/jerk/work/a waste of money/your own death because this thing ripped your arm off/shithead

My dog jumped off our balcony

by I have cool last name B) April 21, 2022

dog

a turtle

"seek dog"
"could this be dog?"
"lovable sort ahead"
"try fingers
but hole"

by The Loathsome Dung Eater April 22, 2022

fuck the dog

Make breakfast in Canada but using mostly syrup, poutine and eggs bought with only 5 Canadian pesos

Matt was tired from his sales job and partying all night so you decided to fuck the dog since he didn't have his wallet.

by Ethree6 April 22, 2022

Talking dog

A app where you talk to a lazy dog revived by a black man saying do you love god? 3 times until he replied no.

Black guy(speed)do you love god? (Talking dog) no.

by Talking dog(Ben) April 22, 2022