national flick day

National Flick day is when you flick them on the back of their head.

June 2nd is National flick day!

FLICK A FRIEND!

You: Its national flick day
Friend: oh no
You: *flicks friend*

by 2000000000000002 November 10, 2020

National losing balls day

June 8th is national losing balls day. Dedicated to all the girls out there who choked and accidentally swallowed some balls

You sucked them too hard they fell off!
Sorry! i accidentally chocked on them
well i guess today is national losing balls day!

by Hinkerdinker101 June 8, 2023

National bully a short person day

This holiday falls on august 24. You can bully anyone under 5’4.

Tim:I bullied Sierra

Bella:why?
Tim:because it’s national bully a short person day

by Ihavekidsinmybasement101 December 19, 2020

piss nation

a horrible twitter group chat. Its most distinguished members are

- Alfie Templeman
- Crazy Frog
- Tesco

anon: literally no one cares about piss county or whatever it’s called.
maryam: we all hate piss nation ffs 😂😂

by i like eating cats June 11, 2020

National punch Elliot day

Because Elliot is a dumbass everyone can punch him

Because max is strong Elliot is getting punched; therefore it is National punch Elliot day

by Billy bill32 November 20, 2021

National grab dick day

on September 12 every year, girls celebrate national grab dick day!! grab a guys dick on that day. CHALLENGE YOUR FRIENDS, who can grab the most dicks in one day.

National grab dick day

by Flashes00 September 11, 2019

National Freaky Day

𝙽𝚘𝚟𝚎𝚖𝚋𝚎𝚛 𝟸𝟹, 𝟸𝟶𝟸𝟶 -𝙱𝚎 𝚏𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚔𝚢, 𝚍𝚘 𝚠𝚑𝚊𝚝𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚠𝚊𝚗𝚝 .. 𝚃𝚘𝚍𝚊𝚢 𝚒𝚜 𝚊 𝚙𝚊𝚜𝚜 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚝𝚘 𝚋𝚎 𝚏𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚔𝚢.. 𝙶𝚘 𝚑𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝚏𝚞𝚗 𝚙𝚕𝚊𝚢 𝚊𝚛𝚘𝚞𝚗𝚍..

There was this girl named genn and she would tell her friends that she would be horny but then she would be freaky with her friends .. she would kiss them on there lips and even have sex with them . But it didn’t mean anything . They were just having fun . Gen said “ today is national freaky day “ so be as freaky as you want.

by LED Lights November 23, 2020