The typical white boy is most likely a high schooler or wannabe middle schooler. They normally have huge egos due to all the attention they get from girls, but that doesn’t mean they treat women with respect. In fact, it’s the opposite for most. Typical white boys are plain and simple players. As for the way they look, most of the time they have fluffy, sad mullet, or ice cream scoop hair. They wear either short shorts or basketball shorts with a hoodie or basic t-shirt. All of them play some sort of sport. Most likely; football, basketball, lacrosse, or baseball. One last thing, they are obsessed with the gym.
Girl 1: Did you see that boy in our history class? He’s so cute!
Girl 2: You mean the typical white boy?
Girl 2: You mean the typical white boy?
by Milquetoast August 28, 2023
Get the Typical White Boymug. 1. “i painted Allie’s interior white last night and she loved it”
2. “where were you last night Bryce”
“painting the interior white 😎”
“shut up.”
2. “where were you last night Bryce”
“painting the interior white 😎”
“shut up.”
by dojacatswhore May 21, 2020
Get the painting the interior whitemug. White visers are used primarily is gay gang bangs. The trend started in Germany and quickly spread to the states where they are frequently worn In low quality homosexual porn. They use the white visers to represent the sporty yet cum colored sexual relations the males have with one another.
Billy: "hey look at those cool white visers"
Ted:"no man, they're about to get some gay shit on and suck each other off"
Billy: "what the fuck, fuck white visers"
Ted:"no man, they're about to get some gay shit on and suck each other off"
Billy: "what the fuck, fuck white visers"
by Gregorysmithen12 March 2, 2017
Get the white visersmug. Standard White Boy Edition (adj.) is a term used to describe a very average sized penis on a white man.
Typically ranging anywhere from 4-5.5 inches in length and maybe 0.35 - 0.5inches in girth. 5.5:0.5 being the peak of a SWBE.. though there have been some cases reaching 5.75” with slightly more girth.
A very average penis such as this typically comes on a very average white man. Typically passed down from an average white Father’s Genetics.
Typically ranging anywhere from 4-5.5 inches in length and maybe 0.35 - 0.5inches in girth. 5.5:0.5 being the peak of a SWBE.. though there have been some cases reaching 5.75” with slightly more girth.
A very average penis such as this typically comes on a very average white man. Typically passed down from an average white Father’s Genetics.
Example 1 :
Woman : I’m so excited to finally feel you tonight..
Man : Yeah, I’ve been looking forward to it myself..
Woman : I know you’re gonna rock me with that big ol’ dick..
Man : I mean - I might have a Standard White Boy Edition.. but I definitely know how to use it..
Example 2 :
Man 1 : Bro you are always fuckin’ bitches.. you must be rockin’ a massive hog down there!!
Man 2 : Nah.. Dad blessed me with a Standard White Boy Edition.. but it gets the job done..
Woman : I’m so excited to finally feel you tonight..
Man : Yeah, I’ve been looking forward to it myself..
Woman : I know you’re gonna rock me with that big ol’ dick..
Man : I mean - I might have a Standard White Boy Edition.. but I definitely know how to use it..
Example 2 :
Man 1 : Bro you are always fuckin’ bitches.. you must be rockin’ a massive hog down there!!
Man 2 : Nah.. Dad blessed me with a Standard White Boy Edition.. but it gets the job done..
by _BigClock March 4, 2024
Get the Standard White Boy Editionmug. by Jammy July 28, 2016
Get the White gravelmug. When you use your privilege to get what you want in life as a semi decent looking white man, with an average sized penis;
Similar to the Scotty Black, but with a better credit score and a father that came back after buying cigarettes. (To be used in the forum of discussing white privilege, sarcastically)
Similar to the Scotty Black, but with a better credit score and a father that came back after buying cigarettes. (To be used in the forum of discussing white privilege, sarcastically)
(Hey bro, that bitch is staring at you) Remind me to give her The Scotty White later tonight in my 2002 Volvo.
(I don't think you're getting out of this one) Whatever brad, I'll just Scotty White this cop; he clearly knows I'm white.
(I don't think you're getting out of this one) Whatever brad, I'll just Scotty White this cop; he clearly knows I'm white.
by Th3 L3ml3y August 19, 2020
Get the The Scotty Whitemug. The reason you look forward to every evening, every weekend & the definitely the reason you love hanging out with friends! Legends say that drinking this magical Brew will instantly transport you to the best memories of your life and will also be the reason for World Peace One Day!
by Leonoe November 23, 2021
Get the White Owl 🍺mug.