Adair you to keep a straight face

What you jokingly say to someone as you're turning off da Iowa interstate to show him da famous sunshine-yellow water-tower wif da smileyfaces painted on it.

Tour bus driver, smilingly speaking to his passengers over the PA system as he's pulling off I-80 at Exit 76: Okay, Folks --- here we are at "the happiest town on Earth" --- Adair you to keep a straight face when you see their water-tower!

by QuacksO June 13, 2019

Before face

The face you make directly after intercourse when your partner leaves you unfulfilled sexually.

My face was the same before and after sex. Sucks to be before faced.

by Only2cm January 1, 2019

Face Kid

Any person at any place at any time doing anything with a face

hey look at that kid over there with a face..... hey there faggot face kid!

by Face Kid December 25, 2009

Tan Face

Similar to black face, the process of a white person painting their face black in order to portray a black person...but for those wanting to be hispanic.

Oh, little Amber, just because you're wearing Tan Face doesn't mean you can make better tacos.

by Shamusaurus January 7, 2011

serious face 😐

serious face = serious asf ON JAH

“I am gay cuh”
“Seriously???”
“Yuh, serious face 😐”

by onjah12345 November 25, 2021

Yueng Face

Term used after consuming multiple Yuengling beers which may lead to intoxication

Getting my Yueng Face on tonight with the Boys!!

Yuengling Now. Yueng Face later.

by D.L. Yuengling August 6, 2011

straight-faced pervert

Someone who is able to do perverted things while keeping a straight face.

Him: Do you wanna use the BDSM kit and the dildo tonight?
Her: w-what? Don't say such perverted things with a straight face!
Him: What do you mean?
Her: You're acting like such a Straight-faced Pervert!

by Weeabob November 28, 2016