Baby Bannister

Where one person fingers another in the anus, the anus clunches tightly and the fingerer has their finger guillotined off.

Oh no I've had a baby bannister, my finger is inside you. Can I have it back ?

by ColMustard06 August 21, 2023

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Baby food

Food that is unseasoned, bland tasting and mushy. Also, tasteless, bland, boring, uninspiring, unseasoned. baby, toddler, infant, food, tasteless, bland, boring, spicy, hot, exciting

I can’t take any more of this baby food. Let’s face it, my wife can’t cook.

by joecoolthefool October 8, 2017

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stillborn bab(ies) (stillborn due to either by natural causes or medical negligence/malpractice) that is physically/mechanically (medically) resuscitated or is naturally resuscitated on their own regardless of how long they live.

Also includes but not limited to Neonates, infants, babies, children who are pronounced clinically dead and are resuscitated physically/mechanically (medically) resuscitated or are naturally resuscitated on their own regardless of how long they live.

Because of the medical negligence and carelessness of the attending 4th year resident, I was forced to beg and plead for her to just cut my over six years in the making IVF rainbow baby out of me and save them, as I was also made to listen to our baby die inside me. When they finally cut my baby out of me vie delayed emergency c-section, our baby was stillborn, but only because of a competent code team, our baby is alive today and there for is a Phoenix baby, as our baby suffered a suffocating death inutero and has risen from the ashes of their death a gorgeous Phoenix baby to be a testament of death, resurrection, and life to all!

Though we are proud of our Phoenix Baby’s ability to conquer death, we still mourn that our baby had to suffer death and suffer to live again, as it has been a huge catalyst for my family’s suffering, enduring & survival of my postpartum psychosis. Please join us on our Phoenix baby/child parenting and continuing IVF journey @ our_journey_to_yall on Instagram where we honor not only our Phoenix baby, but other Phoenix babies/children as we are made aware.

by Phoenix Baby, Angelo’s Mhysa January 14, 2024

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