Get the Slag offmug. by Debskelly1985 March 2, 2023
Get the gone off nectarinemug. by Slum Lord Shawty November 23, 2018
Get the draped offmug. Fuck off is a way of identifying yourself when you really don’t want a relationship or sex, it isn’t like being aromantic or asexual in the sense that people who identify as fuck off don’t want to be a nuisance and feel like trying to identify as something common then telling people about it is a form of narcissism
Person 1: “do you like guys girls or anyone in general?”
Person 2: “no, I identify as fuck off, it means I want you to back the hell away from me”
Person 2: “no, I identify as fuck off, it means I want you to back the hell away from me”
by ThatRandomGuyOnline October 4, 2020
Get the Fuck offmug. by MrBigDig March 26, 2024
Get the Doze offmug. Everytime you jack off I want you to remember that you will never be a gym rat. It is common knowledge that semen is the mans most natural pre workout, protien, and suppliment all rolled into one. Let me paint you a little word picture... you're in your room. It's about 10 p.m, your widnow is open letting in the sweet air of mother nature. Autumn leaves blanket the ground as you're thinking about her lips and how they tasted as sweet as sugar. Her eyes that twinkle when you say her same. Are you willing to risk it all for that sweet release? Aroused from a deathlike slumber the temptation grows. You wont be able to last a second longer... so you give in. But at a price that can never be payed. You've just lost all the gains from that afternoon pump. You scrawny little bastard.
Toby: Dude the balls are practically blue at this point.
Lob: Dude don't risk it. Semen runs through your vains making you stronger everyday. Why get rid of it? Jackin off = NO GAINS!!
Lob: Dude don't risk it. Semen runs through your vains making you stronger everyday. Why get rid of it? Jackin off = NO GAINS!!
by WeatherForcast March 29, 2022
Get the Jackin off = NO GAINSmug. by Urbandictanry July 14, 2025
Get the Zooted off pringlesmug.