cock block

The friend that you have nothing in common with, but you seem to wind up hanging out anyways. Often interested in space, fantasy games and gaining weight. Forms an impenetrable barrier between you and good looking women.

Wanna hang out with Sam?

That dude is the biggest cock block. Hell no.

by Brainstorm129 January 17, 2011

cock-a-chink

When you find a roach in the Chinese food you ordered.

"Yo bro lets order from wok n roll again", nah there cock-a-chink.

by Crooklyn's finest January 19, 2011

Cock Mobbed

A large group that prevents a person from scoring sexually. Can be done both directly and indirectly.

Directly: Tim was going to ask Susie to the prom, but she was on the other side of the hall. And thus Tim was cock mobbed.

Indirectly: "Hey Susie, do you want to prom with me?" "Ew, no. You only hang out with those douche-bags!

by Duderules 544 April 14, 2011

cock puff

when an uncircumcised penis becomes cheesy within the folds

My European friend had a bad case of cock puff.

by Pussy Cat 21 December 27, 2010

cock end wangler

another way of saying someone is a wanker

what are you being a cock end wangler for?

have you seen this cock end wangler?

by amanda fuck July 5, 2010

Cock Redirect

When a male is cock blocked. Then given a different female with which intercourse is/will be had.

A guy is working on girl #1. when girl #2 approaches him and throws a cock block. however girl #2 pulls a cock redirect and has guaranteed the male intercourse. regardless of how desirable she may be, If at all.

or

Dan: WTF why did you invite Stacy ? she's gonna cock block me all night ! I wanted to go after heather.

Jane: I don't know it just happened. Why do you care ? you'll get some from Stacy anyway.

Dan: yeah but I don't want any from her. You've successfully cock redirected me once again!

by BE_Rogue July 8, 2010

Cock-Hog

One who hogs the shuttle"cock" during a badminton game

Lauren!, Stop being such a "cock-hog" and let me hit it!

by GNGR215 May 22, 2011